Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I write like a robot, but I'm pretty sure I'm more fun in 3D. I'm
your favorite grumpy old man (without the gay hate) in a 25 year
old's body. I get up for work at 3:30am and go to bed at 10pm on
weekdays, so I'm also an old lady. At 6'5" tall, I'm Andre the
Giant's smaller brother, but with less rhyming, and I mean it (I
also drink a lot less than he did). I might start with some Alt-J,
hop over to some NWA or Wu Tang, groove with Breakbot, ride with
Marty Robbins, bop with Chuck Berry, get weird with Bjork, and end
it with some Disclosure, all in an hour (I wish I knew more music
verbs). I don't go to enough concerts, but I'm depending on you to
fix that (not in the sugar momma way). I depend on routine, but
live for spontaneity, so go figure. I like to think of myself as
passionate rather than opinionated, and a connoisseur rather than
pretentious (so I can be pretentious and opinionated, but I promise
I'm real nice about it). I just can't help that if I like
something, I really like it, and if I don't, I reeeeally
(I also use parentheses way too often, I just found out)
I lived in the Czech Republic until I was 11, and have been here in
Orange County for 7 years. I have a job/career AND a car, people
have told me that's important to have if you're gonna pretend to be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a plumber, continuing my on the job education to become a
master plumber. Eventually I will start my own business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading in loud environments, knowing the name of the band playing
in the first few notes, not sleeping enough, cooking with whatever
ingredients are in my/your house, being able to hold a conversation
about any topic
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my laugh. I've also been told I have fantastic nail
beds, just need to figure out what those are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
So many I'm forgetting, and I appreciate, if not love, many of "the
classics." It's impossible to pick a favorite book, since it
changes on a monthly basis, although as a kid The Hobbit and C.S.
Lewis' The Pilgrim's Regress were my favorite.
The Fall (Tarsem Singh)
Saving Private Ryan
West Side Story
On The Waterfront
In Bruges (!!!)
Band Of Brothers
There Will Be blood
Lars And The Real Girl
Tucker & Dale V.S. Evil
Pan's Labyrinth (Anything by Guillermo Del Toro)
An American In Paris
The City of Lost Children (Pretty much all of Jeunet and Caro's
Foreign films in general
Nicholas Winding Refn
Tarsem Singh (He's been disappointing lately)
The Coen Brothers
JGL is turning out to be quite the director
The list goes on and on
Music: (Predominantly what I am at this very moment obsessed
Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
Flight Facilities (Mostly their mixtapes)
Kings Of Leon (Their Older Stuff)
Lana Del Rey
Simian Mobile Disco
The Beach Boys
The Dead Weather
The Morning Benders
That's maybe just a little sample of what i like
I love trying new foods, Asian food is especially my favorite. I
look for the authentic places, and try the things that most people
would consider strange. Having grown up in a foreign country, I
firmly believe that food is the soul of any culture.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
Tools in the truck (I don't know how many times I've been able to
help someone out on the side of the road just because I had the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My direction in life, where I am headed, what I want to achieve,
who I want to emulate as role models to help me achieve my goals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
could be anywhere, but probably with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. You're a grown woman (preferably), take risks in life
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