Well, lest you think I’m just a pretty boy, I have a number of additional qualities you might find endearing. Allow me to elaborate:
1) I have a job. Yes, that means that you’ll get at least a few free drinks and maybe a bite to eat if you can stand me past the first round.
2) I’m moderately intelligent. For example, I can read. Even the big words. Pretty good at math too. Do you know what 8,147,562 multiplied by 0 is? It's zero. See what I mean.
I promise – our kids won't be idiots.
3) I ain't too shabby on the piano. If listening to me play your favorite songs sounds like fun, I could be your guy. As long as you're willing to pay it back afterwards...
4) I'm in really good shape. No really - I will make your ex look and feel like the pillsbury doughboy. But I know what you are thinking. This guy claims he is in good shape, yet he hasn't posted any shirtless pics of himself standing in front of the bathroom mirror. Good point - guess you'll just have to take my word for it.
Had enough? Ok, ok. I will stop now. Trust me I could go on forever… but there's a word limit.