Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being in the Polish Mafia keeps me pretty busy most days. I spend
most of my days being a menace to society and I'm really good at
it. I like to listen to polka music when I'm on a high speed car
chase and I river dance when I'm knocking over gas stations, I want
them to have the best experience they can have when being held up.
It's my way of giving back. My favorite thing to do late at night
is hang out in walmart and play hide-n-seek. I'm currently looking
into starting a dodgeball game in walmart. I'm taking applications
for teams. Try following someone around that place when they're on
their phone. That's awesome! The conversation you can make them
have is the best. I just have to add this: please do not insult my
intelligence or mistake my humor for stupidity. If we talk and
you're not who you claim to be I will know. You should also know
that I will never send you money or gifts because you have some
sort of problem with a work situation. If you're trying to scam
women out of money remember ... it's a free dating site! Most women
wont send you anything. We have other things more important to
spend our money on like bills and our children. So if this is the
game you're running leave me alone, I'm not falling for it and I
wont give you anything.
Just a little bit of info, if I view your profile and dont leave a
message that doesn't mean I'm not interested. I still get nervous,
lol. I love to do things and stay active. I want to try a zip line,
white water rafting and parasailing to name a few. I am overweight
but I am working on changing that. I'm comfortable getting outside
with a pair of sneakers as I am in a pair of heels and dressed up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hang out with a bunch of little kids all day, they LOVE me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing in the car with the radio turned all the way up. I'm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So, no Justin Bieber! Or zombie movies. Sorry, if you like either
one of those we may have a problem. I said "may", just depends on
which one of them you like more. Thanks to a friend I have a zombie
survival plan. I just need to find Dora the Explorer. She has
EVERYTHING in the damn backpack and she has a map. I'm saved!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ok, I'm a girl so the first would be a shower.
Well, I guess you'll have to ask for the rest of the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell they get those ships in the bottles! I still cant
figure that one out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to my ipod and dancing on the ceiling. Cant dance on the
floor cause my neighbors under me keep complaning about the noise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear shorts all year round at work but, I am FREEZING!
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 35–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a profile pic.
You hate zombies too.
You know how the ship got in the bottle.
You like to have fun!
Who are you looking for?
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