Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think I am best described as "like an old man, with a really
nasty sense of humour" - By a drunk British guy, that is why the
extra "U" is in Humour. I work at a pub, and love every couple of
days of it.
I really like to learn about random things, and am always up to go
on a factory tour of something, even better if there are free
things to be had from said factory. Except the envelope factory I
went to, I did not care to take home any envelopes that day (True
I am Sardonic, Funny, and Skinny
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I knew that I would be so ahead of the curve. Mainly just having
fun and trying my best to not get in to trouble. Wait, that sounds
horrible. In reality I work a lot to replace my lack of a social
life, and then when I want a social life I can't because I work so
I have odd little project things, like learn more about some
subject, but I am not on some kind of career path, nor do I have
some weird forced 5 year plan or something. Ultimately I live my
life by maximizing my happiness, and doing it on a shoe string
budget with little to no planning.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an asshole, and getting into weird situations. Some people
also say that I am funny. I dunno.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know what people notice about me, as I am not those people.
Probably though, it is my creepy mustache. I have the penchant to
make quips, and I like to call people out on their pseudo
scientific bullshit. Other than that I think I have green eyes,
maybe blue, I have white hair that I have had since I was 2, some
people notice that, and I usually have on some old looking clothes
that I actually got at Target. I really love Target.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Eh, I tend to read a lot of random shit, mostly articles or
research stuff I can find online. Throw a little Historical
nonsense with a whole lot of reading random things and I know a
little about everything, and not a lot about any one thing. I also
like to read things that I can scoff at, mainly because I am happy
with my "scoffing" noise.
I generally watch a lot of espionage/thriller type movies. Then I
grumble about they didn't get something accurate. I also like to
watch a fair amount of shitty "action" movies, I think it is
because I have a Y chromosome kicking around somewhere in me.
I've recently been accidentally watching movies with the same
actors in them, with out knowing it in advance. I watched 3 films
with Walter Matthau in them, and then I watched 3 films with the
Dad from Fraiser in them.
I used to watch a lot of foreign films, but now it takes too much
motivation to actually read the film. Normally when I watch a film
I have to keep my self busy with something else, pay bills, clean
my house, make a list of people who wronged me, something
productive, and I can't do that kind of stuff while trying to read
subtitles as well.
My favourite film is Stalag 17, mainly because I love anything with
Music: I don't like modern country music, and I can't find my self
listening to a lot of mainstream rap. Other than that I listen to a
whole lot of stuff. I really like Big Band music, there are a
couple indy rock bands that I will listen to, some weird foreign
rock/electronica bands (like The Knife). My playlists are usually
all over the place, I have a Dolly Parton song, followed by a song
by CSS, followed by a song by a blue grass AC/DC cover band,
followed by the Arcade fire, makes sense to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably a computer of some sort, internet, good shoes, a warm
jacket, a jaunty cap, and a as to yet be determined item that will
be chosen by me at a later date.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How dumb people are, especially those I seem to get stuck behind in
traffic, or have to deal with at work.
That and trying to figure out a way to game the CA Lottery so I can
win. That would be pretty sweet!
Some times I think about how great it would be if I had a giant
ranch house and acres and acres of land where I would have a
million cats roaming around. Crazy cat ladies can have them all in
an apartment, but crazy cat dudes have to go that extra step I
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. If not at work, I am at home trying to avoid the yahoos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once stole a lampshade from target by removing it from a lamp and
then wearing it on my head while I walked out of the store.
If I admit it here though, it is no longer private is it? PARADOX
You should message me if
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I dunno, that's your problem.
Also, if you believe in the empowerment of women you should message
me, instead of the other way around, that would totally throw off
the male hegemony; solidarity sister!
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