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cszmime

27 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14, 2011
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Steven King was writing an article on humor and how it has changed with time, he had this to say about where we are now, "When the going gets tough, the tough get tastless"

God must have a sense of humor: Obsessive Compulsive, Dyslexic, Conservative, Actor? Im a closet introvert sort of stuck in an extroverts body. While borderline pathetic, I manage to lead a fulfilling life just tetering on the border of sanity and awesome, dangling from reality by means of a preverbial rope made from cynicism, sarcasm, and the thought that if I wasn't here no one would be around to point out all the hillarious incompetence that is humanity. I belive everything happens for a reason, an actor can not imagine a life without performance, and love- above all things I belive in love. (Pause while I break into a musical number). Life sucks and then you die, so enjoy every moment you have, especially the horrible-kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck-fantastic-moments, with great suffering comes hillarity. After college I will be pursuing a carrer in acting so if you see me, feed me. College has helped me discover that deep philisophical conversations are both invigerating and best done all night long, I can sleep just about anywhere on any surface if need be, and meeting a person that you make a deep connection with only to find out later that night they don't "actually" exsit is a sign of a problem... or the begining of the solution.

What I’m doing with my life
Acting, making movies, trying to scratch out some cash money to survive by working jobs on the side...
I’m really good at
Guitar Hero, improv, acting, editing movies, watching movies
The first things people usually notice about me
My humor... that and my beautiful blue eyes. teehee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES:
I am a HUGE movie buff, all the way down to the worthless trivia. If you are a fan of watching commentaries on DVDs then we will get along well. A few faves are Fight Club, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hot Rod, Memento, Pulp Fiction, LOTR, Star Wars, Anything done by Kubric, Scorsese, Tarentino, Rodriguez, Apatow, Seth Rogan or that has zombies, Will Ferrell, Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, or other great actors. If it is a twisted mind bending film with layers Im down. A great story is the key. But I do love to watch horrible movies as well. Manos: The Hands of Fate and Troll 2 are prime examples. If you know those movies then we are friends. For those that just enjoy lists, or need film recommendations see below: Fight Club, LOTR, Star Wars, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eyes Wide Shut, Anchorman, Zoolander, Talladega Nights, Night at the Roxbury, Elf, Winter Passing, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Donnie Darko, Requiem for A Dream, Pi, The Fountain, Braveheart, Godfather parts 1/2, Deer Hunter, Interview with the Vampire, The Departed, Raging Bull, Last Temptation of Christ, 300, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, Dazed and Confused, Memento, The Machinist, Manos: Hands of Fate, Edward Scisorhands, Cool Hand Luke, American Psycho, Little Miss Sunshine, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Its a Wonderful Life, Harvey, Total Recall, Scarface, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol. 1/2, The Professional, Fargo, Children of Men, The Prestige, Labyrinth, Transformers ('87 & '07), Magnolia, The Jerk, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Alien trilogy, The Shining, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Closer, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Predator, The Producers, Tommy, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, Casino, Goodfellas, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Jack, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Stranger than Fiction, Glengarry Glen Ross, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Adaptation, Being John Malcovich... there are more but I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome *sadface*

BOOKS:
Fight Club, The Alchemist, The Secret, The Complete Hitchhikers Guide, Bible, Scar Tissue, anything Stephen King, and lots of others but you don't read anyway so who cares
The six things I could never do without
Comedy
Film
Acting
Alcohol
Ciggs
And of course: You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Film.
It may be movies I am making, editing, or watching. Movies I am loving, hating, or loving to hate. I spend most of my time thinking about film.
...That and people watching me perform.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing ComedySportz, or bored
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
humor out weighs your need for financial security... Not to say I'll be poor forever, but let's get realistic, It will be a while before I'm making Seth Rogan money, or even Kevin Sorbo money...

If you know who Kevin Sorbo is, or better yet know him, message me.
Or Bruce Campbell.

Or if you are Bruce Campbell.
Not in like a gay way, but, then again, if you are Bruce Campbell and you want to me I can't say what would happen...

I guess in a round about way I'm just saying , If you are a girl and your still interested in talking to me, then please do.