Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The flamboyant cuttlefish is my power animal.
I have a fairly silly sense of humor. I would say it is one of my
better qualities. But that does not include anything with Borat,
Jackass, the Hangover. If these are your favorite movies....move
along I am not the female for you. I am however apt to say 'that's
what he/she said' I know I know.. its old but damn there are some
great lines out there.
I love to create. This is not just in art but also making clothes,
costumes, and dinner parties. Some of my dabblings into art have
been glass, clay, pencil drawing, encaustics, photography, and
knitting, charcoal, water color, pen and ink.
While I'm not in great shape I do enjoy being active. Right now I'm
focused on training for a triathlon and the foxy fall (metric)
century. This means that I'm spending most of my free time training
during the week. This is very important to me. I would also like to
carve out time to go hiking more. My rest days are sacred. I do
very little on these days beyond power watching whatever I happen
to be watching on Netflix. I also love physiological mind fucks of
movies, or supernatural horror movies.
I enjoy taking leisurely bike rides for a beer or a coffee. Going
on a hard hike then getting a burrito the size of a baby.
I would really like to find someone who can keep up with me, which
lets be honest shouldn't be too hard since I'm fairly slow. Someone
to train with or to hang out and get a beer/cocktail/diet coke in a
fancy glass with.
I love Halloween. I have already started planning my costume: neo
victorian wonder woman! I host a party every year.
PSA: I'm not looking for casual sex. I have my vibrator and that is
perfectly sufficient at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am working a 8-5 job. Happily invested into my
I recently became an adult by joining a wine club. Then I joined a
second wine club. MORE WINE!
When I'm not working I'm training. Othewise I play board games such
as settlers of catan (altho I dont really like settlers it is just
one of the more recognizable games I'm naming.), ghost stories,
dixit, roborally, takenoko, eldritch horror etc with friends.
At least one day a week I'm on the American River trail biking. My
next goal is 40 miles so I can justify a brewery cycling jersey!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am fantastic at coming up with plans.. following through on them
however... eh not so much.
Making a delicious dinner out of what I can find in the
Finding the humor in most situations. And laughing at myself.
Remembering my dreams. I have crazy dreams.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Pretty much what ever catches my fancy. I read mostly
fiction in most forms whether science fiction; horror; romance; or
classics. I recently re-read Animal Farm and Story of O
Movies: Repo! the Genetic Opera, Love Actually, Pride and
Shows: Buffy, Firefly, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Dollhouse, Black
Mirror, True Blood, True Detective, Avatar the Last Airbender,
Project Runway, Supernatural, NCIS, Startrek TNG, Anthony Bordain,
the only cooking shows I enjoy are on PBS.
Music: almost any. Currently my favorite Pandora stations right now
are Gogol Bordello, Mad World, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Flogging
Pod casts: Savage Love, Sandra Sex Nerd, This American Life,
History in 100 objects, wait wait don't tell me, (not quite a
podcast but..) tedtalks
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My alone time
My time with friends
random made up words
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What ever my current hobby is or my next big adventure.
Over analyzing *everything*
How crazy do I actually come off to people.
Does the flavor profile of blank actually work with this particular
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing board games with my friends. Shakespeare in the park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sit on the couch watching red dwarf with a cat on my lap knitting
socks when it rains.
I'm contemplating just accepting my fate and getting 5 more
I like to escape to Harbin Hot Springs when my brain gets a bit too
I am more sensitive and emotional than I ever come off as.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have something more to say then 'Hey babe' or 'Nice
If you have heard of/played any of the games I mentioned
If you want to play any of the games I mentioned above even if you
have never heard of them.
If you don't care that I'm starting each of these with 'if' even
though the if was provided in the prompt.
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