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cthulhu_kitten

26 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:12pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Okay), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the bubbliest cynic you'll ever meet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Polyglot corporate drone per day.

Cutting my teeth on comedy at night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shoehorning idioms into everyday conversation
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Saga / ASOIF / One Hundred Years of Solitude / Outer Dark

Movies:
Eternal Sunshine / The East / Tromeo and Juliet / Tampopo / Pan's Labyrinth / Her / Trollhunter / Sightseers / Guardians of the Galaxy

Shows:
Game of Thrones / Steven Universe / X-Files / Orange is the New Black / Rick and Morty / Bob's Burgers / Agent Carter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1/ Google
2/ Coffee
3/ Board games (Euro)
4/ Beer from a tap
5/ Thrift stores
6/ Hobby du jour (analog photography)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to escape the city to nature for a day trip / My next project
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a bar drinkin' whiskey / Getting into trouble / Game night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My secret aspiration is to be on an informercial.

I am mistaken for a robot on a semi-frequent basis.

I used to be a governess.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be my spirit guide to the city of Chicago / You want to hit up an art gallery opening / You are looking for a DnD player / You have an accent / You have a secret spot in Chicago that you would like to share