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25 M Durango, CO

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Strictly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
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My self-summary
-If you are going to be right beside me, you better like my tunes or at least tolerate it.

I am a Baltimore city native. After 2 years of trail work i landed in Colorado. Mountain biking and roughing it in the back country is how I find inner peace. It's 2014 and all there's left to do is destroy the earth and make as much money while we still can. amiright?

I really could care less about percentages and silly questions. However, I do care greatly about a genuine and compassionate soul. Also, if you don't mind how crass I can be at times.
What I’m doing with my life
Trail work and floating around in a 4runner. Focusing on my Wilderness EMT certification and then I will be certified to keep people alive in the wild.
I’m really good at
I am pretty exceptional at doing push ups. I am also really good at telling really inappropriate sick jokes, but oddly really bad at telling wholesome quality jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
-I'm frequent to getting lost in my own thoughts, so I'm sure I come off as rather distant to some.
-That look of disdain when I am immersed in unwarranted small talk.
-My beard length varies in length depending on the month.
-I talk differently from these cowboys.
-Consistent and intense eye contact . Just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So I have this unshakable love for Kurt Vonnegut. He is by far the most beautiful man to have existed, whether physically or in literature. However, I also fancy many other authors as well, but Vonnegut is the only one you should concern yourself with.

I listen to a lot of 80's music. Everything from the circle jerks to Cryptic Slaughter to the cure. I even fucks with De La Soul. But Husker Du and The Replacements will always be relevant. I listen to a lot of music in general, BUT I can't stand jam bands. I hate Phish. Sorry granola heads, keep the 12 minute boring jam tunes to yourself.

Someone watch Scrubs with me?

I eat a lot of eggs and potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
good beer, good tunes and endless single track.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've decided this section is best reserved for in-person conversation. I can not reveal my many thoughts with just anyone. Where is the intimacy in releasing myself to the world? I value intimacy between two individuals, and I must ask that you do as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
singin' the cure n' swiggin' the gin!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly wear glasses and they make me look like Jeffery Dahmer. And sometimes I get Sheryl Crow stuck in my head, As well that cover by Brooks and Dunn "my maria." It all stems from working at a grocery store as a teenager and being subjected to the bizarre world of light FM.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You play the drums and like loud music.
-You want to meditate over a 6 pack and good tunes.
-If you are a passionate individual.
-If you are an intelligent person with lots of sass.
-I can only date you if I feel as if I could at one point be physically scared of you(it's a hard feat, I mean, I do have to run off bears occasionally). There is nothing sexier than a woman of great power and strength that can instill fear into my, sometimes, wayward heart.
-If you'd rather be outside.

Oh yea, and get away from gender roles. If you would like for me to message you just message me first. Misfits of the world unite!

And you better like beards.