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25 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
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temporarily in Baltimore for a good ol' visit.
-If you are going to be right beside me, you better like my tunes or at least tolerate it.

I'm from the far east and shit. I no longer remember what actual bodies of water look like.

I really could care less about percentages and silly questions. However, I do care greatly about a genuine and compassionate soul. Also, if you don't mind how crass I can be at times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trail work and floating around in a 4runner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am pretty exceptional at doing push ups. I am also really good at telling really inappropriate sick jokes, but oddly really bad at telling wholesome quality jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm frequent to getting lost in my own thoughts, so I'm sure I come off as rather distant to some.
-That look of disdain when I am immersed in unwarranted small talk.
-My beard length varies in length depending on the month.
-I talk differently from these cowboys.
-Consistent and intense eye contact . Just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So I have this unshakable love for Kurt Vonnegut. He is by far the most beautiful man to have existed, whether physically or in literature. However, I fancy many other authors as well but Vonnegut is the only one you should concern yourself with. However, if you would like to discuss Hemingway, I am all game.

I listen to a lot of 80's music. Everything from the circle jerks to Cryptic Slaughter to the cure. I even fucks with De La Soul. But Husker Du and The Replacements will always be relevant. I listen to a lot of music in general, BUT I can't stand jam bands. I hate Phish. Sorry granola heads, keep the 12 minute boring jam tunes to yourself.

Someone watch Scrubs with me?

I eat a lot of eggs and potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good beer, good tunes and endless single track.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've decided this section is best reserved for in-person conversation. I can not reveal my many thoughts with just anyone. Where is the intimacy in releasing myself to the world? I value intimacy between two individuals, and I must ask that you do as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
singin' the cure n' swiggin' the gin! or just in the woods with a bunch of weird types making trails. But probably still humming the cure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly wear glasses and they make me look like Jeffery Dahmer. And sometimes I get Sheryl Crow stuck in my head, As well that cover by Brooks and Dunn "my maria." It all stems from working at a grocery store as a teenager and being subjected to the bizarre world of light FM.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You play the drums and like loud music.
-You want to meditate over a 6 pack and good tunes.
-If you are a passionate individual.
-If you are an intelligent person with lots of sass.
-I only respect those with the capacity to instill fear in others, especially into my wayward heart. (It may be a stretch that i only respect those individual types.)
-If you'd rather be outside.

Oh yea, and get away from gender roles. If you would like for me to message you just message me first. Misfits of the world unite!

And you better like beards.