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20 Richland, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–19
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Feb 16
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In high school, I did current events assignments using only articles from the Onion. I drop kicked a piece of cake one time. I can play the Power Rangers theme song on electric guitar. I cried when Batman died in TDKR. I'm not that great of a rapper. I play the bass guitar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in school working towards a Computer Science degree of some sort. I'm also making as much music as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-being sad!
-awesome (read: awful) puns
-making things up on the fly
-being super cute [citation needed]
-rockin out!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Other than primary characteristics the first people tend to notice about me is my odd sense of humor. To some people my humor feels like trying to computer Grahm's number
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Movies: RED, The Book of Eli, the Incredibles, Bee Movie, Wreck-it Ralph, TDKR
Shows: Arrested Development, Elementary
Music: They Might Be Giants, The Chariot, Andrew Huang, Gunnarolla, Dreamz (Team Andrew), Norma Jean, mewithoutYou
Food: brownies, steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, air, food and drink, sick beats, love, odd meter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the inevitability of death, the meaning of infinity, existence, girls, music, racism. I really think about a lot of things but these were the first things that came to mind
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
did you know how tempted I was to copy and paste the entirety of the lyrics of "Friday" by Rebecca Black in this box in lieu of an answer, not because her Fridays accurately represent mine, but just to see how angry you would get over something that genuinely doesn't matter at all
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The equation 1-1+1-1+1-1... actually goes to one half.

Proof: Say that 1-1+1-1...=S
Now consider 1-S
1-S= 1 - (1-1+1-1...) = 1-1+1-1...=S
Therefore, 1-S=S
and 1 = 2S
and therefore 1/2 = S
You should message me if
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you're willing to enter a relationship of any sorts with somebody who may or may not be a genuis but is def. not stable