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ctrlaltbksp

28 Prince George, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Serbian (Fluently), French (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've got a B.Sc. in mathy environmental type stuff and two social science minors, I'm usually rather loquacious and eloquent but will cuss like a bloody pirate, and I thoroughly enjoy making people smile and laugh. My interests in books and music vary substantially in time period and genre, and I love languages and how they influence the ways we interact with our surroundings and other people. I sing when I'm at home (ask me about my jazzy rendition of I Like Big Butts), act when I'm on stage, lifeguard and teach aquafit when I'm at work, and strive to learn as much as I can possibly cram into my cranium about all the things. I'd likely let you kick my ass at Scrabble, and I promise I'd school you at bingo and singing along to Part of Your World ;) I'm curious, adventurous, and like a mug of good tea. I also think that complacency comes with a hefty price tag, mediocrity. To quote K. West "my life is dope and I do dope shit."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, writing, singing, giving people high fives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being bootylicious and high fives.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm gonna go with my 2 gauge septum ring or my beard for this one. Otherwise, probably my voice. I'm pretty sure many hear me before they see me, I'm not the most quiet person in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books written by: Tolkien, Nabokov, Chekhov, Colin Wilson, Tolstoy, Hemingway, Lovecraft, Wilde, Rachel Carson, and others.

Movies: Waking Life, Equilibrium, Examined Life, Pi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, Justicia Now, End of the Line, and Mirage of El Dorado, The Little Mermaid, and Frozen (and I will sing along to those two).

Music: The Black Keys, The Strokes, Zero 7, Portishead, Radiohead, Muse, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Mozart, Bach, Vivaldi, The Tallest Man on Earth, Fish & Bird, Amon Amarth, Cage the Elephant, Manchester Orchestra, Archive, and The Album Leaf.

Food is delicious, I'll eat anything. Favourites off the top of my head include sushi and burek, a Serbian breakfast pastry. I wouldn't combine the two, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain, love, my notebook, music, compassion, curiosity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice, aspirations, what I hafta get done tomorrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely not at the club, opting instead for a solid's night rest for weekend adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a kid my asthma was far worse and I would pretend the face masks used to dispense salbutamol were actually respirators for fighter jet pilots; consequently, I'd always ask to keep them when I was being discharged =)

One time I pretended I was an orca whale while jumping on my bed, and did a head-first dive into the floor like a breaching whale... I was a smart child.
You should message me if
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You've come to realise that you have something beautiful to share with the world. If you think old books are amazing because they smell like history and time and if your idea of fun is climbing an elementary school or two, then we'll probably get along just swell. It doesn't hurt if you possess a voracious appetite for knowledge, are passionate about and relatively adept at something, and love discussing big picture ideas.