25.) I'm originally from Philadelphia.
24.) I've always wanted the power of flight.
23.) If I believed in hell, I'd want to go there, because every interesting figure in history would be there.
22.) I wish I lived in the 1950's, because carrying a knife back then was cooler.
21.) I wear my ciggs on my sleeve.
20.) I can recite the film Jurassic Park word for word, and I'm damn proud of it.
19.) I'm greek, but I don't worship 12 gods and sacrifice goats anymore.
18.) The first time I saw E.T, I rigged my tricycle with a milk crate holding a barbie doll wrapped in a towel...and I rode off the stairs thinking I could fly. After falling..HARD...I got up and tried again, thinking I did something wrong the first time around.
17.) I'm super relieved that I grew into my ears.
16.) I'd like to thank my father for getting drunk in a harbor in New Orleans, and missing the barge...
15.) I've never grasped the concept of time. All I know is that I feel like I'm wasting it.
14.) I remember how amazed I was when I found out what my penis was for.
13.) I love my family very much, I just hope that they know that.
12.) I can't go to a movie without buying sour patch kids.
11.) I miss the ultimate battles I would have with my brother in my basement..."It's time..."
10.) I can't grow a beard, and it's frustrating.
9.) I've been told I drive way too fast. Yet, while I'm speeding, I'm always thinking I could go faster.
8.) I do believe you make your own happiness.
7.) When I was an alter boy, I used to take swigs of communal wine in the back of the alter.
6.) I think vaginas are beautiful.
5.) I've always wanted to go to space. Although, I feel like when I finally get there...I'll get bored after like an hour, and will want to come home.
4.) I've always wanted to be a Picture Editor, and now I'm a PICTURE EDITOR.
3.) I was a slave to my father's Diner since I was a kid...and I thank him for it.
2.) I'd like to live in a world were people still fought with swords...guns are for pussies.
1.) When I die, I want my ashes sprinkled in every city I never got to go to, and if I got to go to all of them, take me to Pennypack Creek and feed me to the ducks.