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cubastank83

31 Jackson, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Well, for starters, I have no children and am determined to keep it that way! Also, I don't have sex on my mind constantly, even though I'm a guy. However, it doesn't mean that I won't try it; it just means that I'm not comfortable with the act right now. Plus, the right girl would have to come along first. Far too many times I have seen people on Maury come to blows over a child conceived in a one-night stand, and I certainly do not want to be one of those people, so please understand that any relationship I want should be platonic to start at least.

What else? I have major depression, but I'm starting to get professional help for that. I don't want to feel like a burden to anyone, though. Amazingly, I'm pulling through each day because my will to live is stronger than my desire to die. Sorry to sound grim, but it's true!

If you see that I visited your profile but did not send a message, that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not interested. Most of the time it's because I get really nervous and don't know what to say, so send me a message if you want to make sure that I do have an interest; I just don't make it obvious right away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working in inventory and attending classes to get certified in computer networking and maybe more. Other than that, I'm taking life one day at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, sleeping(I am world-champion caliber!), boring people to death about Rush (the band, not Limbaugh), and collecting postcards, among others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am really shy and awkward, but can warm up if the topic is of significant interest to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, Battle Royale, The Lord of the Rings, Dune. Currently reading Detroit Rock City.

Movies: Not many; I don't like movies. I do love Slap Shot and the Monty Python flicks.

Shows: The Simpsons, Jeopardy, Adventure Time, My Cat From Hell, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Are You Being Served?, Monty Python, Bob's Burgers, The IT Crowd, hockey, baseball, 1000 Ways to Die, The Twilight Zone, The Weather Channel

Music: Led Zeppelin, Rush, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Yes, Genesis, The Black Keys; in general, classic rock, progressive rock, alternative rock, some indie rock, Johnny Cash; very little in hip-hop (Beastie Boys and the Streets).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers, video games, my car, hockey, my cat, and good people in general.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can improve my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the Internet or my PS3. I want to change that!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Asperger's, anxiety, and depression and am doing my darnedest to get by with all three.
You should message me if
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Message me if you are relatively close by (two hours away max) and want something to do other than being on the computer all night, or want to have somebody to talk to and are open to having a friendship evolve into something more (maybe). Also, if there's anything you want to know about me that I didn't put on my profile, just ask.

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