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cubastank83

32 Jackson, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, for starters, I have no children and have no interest in having any. Nothing against them, they're just not for me. Also I'd like to keep things platonic; friends first, then we'll see what happens.

What else? I have major depression, but I'm starting to get professional help for that. I don't want to feel like a burden to anyone, though. Amazingly, I'm pulling through each day because my will to live is stronger than my desire to die. Sorry to sound grim, but it's true!

I have a cat but am looking for a human companion. I do like dogs, though they tend to like me a lot more. :P

If you see that I visited your profile but did not send a message, that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not interested. Most of the time it's because I get really nervous and don't know what to say, so send me a message if you want to make sure that I do have an interest; I just don't make it obvious right away.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently I got a job at a warehouse that stores beer and then packages it to be shipped to Canada. Otherwise I'm taking what life throws at me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, sleeping, games, reading, and collecting postcards.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am really shy and awkward, but can warm up if the topic is of significant interest to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Battle Royale, The Lord of the Rings, Dune. Currently reading Detroit Rock City.

Movies: Not many; I don't like movies. I do love Slap Shot and the Monty Python flicks.

Shows: The Simpsons, Jeopardy, Adventure Time, My Cat From Hell, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Are You Being Served?, Monty Python, QI, Bob's Burgers, The IT Crowd, hockey, baseball, 1000 Ways to Die, The Twilight Zone, The Weather Channel

Music: Led Zeppelin, Rush, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Yes, Genesis, The Black Keys; in general, classic rock, progressive rock, alternative rock, some indie rock, Johnny Cash; very little in hip-hop (Beastie Boys and the Streets).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers, video games, my car, hockey, my cat, and good people in general.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should do to keep myself entertained.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the Internet or my PS3. I want to change that!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Asperger's, anxiety, and depression and am doing my darnedest to get by with all three.
You should message me if
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...you like me. Messages mean a hell of a lot more to me than stars. Make an effort and start a conversation with me!