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cuckoomike

30 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a pizza bagel (Italian and Jewish- not kosher tho). I like to eat all food and I know how to save a dime when shopping. But yeah I know how to have fun, I am honest but don't worry I am a softy. So don't take advantage of my niceness I do have a backbone. I don't bite unless you want me to ;)

PS If you didn't notice I do have a hearing loss...lost it when I was a kid. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the audit department for a bank and looking to furthering my career (accounting). Besides that boring stuff I like to keep myself active. If fun is involved I'm there. New things don't scare me...if it can get the adrenaline pumping I'm down. Oh yeah work and playing sports keep me occupied too.
I’m really good at
-Playing sports
-Believe it or not I can cook...I find it fun, especially if it comes out really well
-Making you smile/laugh
-Making a fool of myself
-Corny jokes/one liners
-Cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
-Damn those blue eyes of mine!
-My smile, I'm an upbeat positive person so I usually have a smile on my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food- Italian, Sushi, Spanish/Mexican, Chinese... I love to eat (somehow I'm not fat lol)

Shows- Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, True Blood, Tosh.O, Family Guy, Eastbound and Down, 24, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother...shows I didn't watch and that are on Netflix like Lost, etc.

Movies- I love too many to list them all...a few I'll list American History X, Rocky, Old School, Fight Club, Superbad, 40 yr old Virgin, Hangover....there's too many to try to think. If it has Denzel Washington I will like the movie alot, maybe I have a gay jungle fever for him but he never lets me down. I'm not picky at all, I can watch pretty much any movie. One movie I'm afraid to watch is the Notebook...I am willing to see it just afraid of the mess I could become.

Music- I listen to Rock and Pop with a little Rap. I have a thing for Katy Perry, sorry. I can listen to heaviest of music to singing along to the girliest of songs. I have no shame, don't be embarassed. Also a big fan of Linkin Park.

Books- The Passage, a bunch of Stephen King books, Walking Dead comics....trying to get back into reading more often
The six things I could never do without
TV is good
My phone...it doesn't run my life but its a handy thing in life
Internet...how the hell will I get Netflix without it
Sports...it keeps me in shape and allows me to have a love/hate relationship with friends
My wallet...it has my money and id and my debit card, how else will I pay for our food and drinks
My sense of humor..without it life would be too bland
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try not to think too much, I learned in the past it can be a bitch. I'm trying to live more in the present than the future. Just live a little. If I do things right now then things will fall in place over time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working hard, then out partying after...or maybe just stay in and watch a dvd or netflix...or on a date with you ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ask I'll tell, nothing too ashamed of to hold back

I'll give you one embarassing thing, until I was 11, I had a fear of toilets.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to laugh and have a good time
You don't mind a nice guy
If you're liking what you see, message me. I'm easy to talk to =)
(Brownie points if you're into sports and love sushi)