Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a very hard time grasping the concept that it isn't 1998
I come from a middle-class blue collar family. I was poor as a kid
and pretty secure as a teen, I've been at every level of wealth and
I'm comfortable in most any setting. I am content with McDonalds
and yet appreciate Durant's. Very hard to find a place you can take
me where I am completely out of element and uncomfortable.
I'm not afraid of getting dirty and trying to fix something instead
of calling someone to fix it for me, but I also like a little
chivalry and will allow the man to hold the door, or pull out my
I can be incredibly cute, especially if I drink.
I bite my lower lip when I'm nervous, it's my tell. We can never
play poker together now.
I live my life by the "Golden Rule" even when others don't.
I am a good person. I want to see the good in people and I'm
compassionate even when pushed to my limits. I'm also incredibly
snarky. Sarcastic, funny, and silly.
Not fat, but I curve in the correct areas.
Not crazy, but I have to dance when The Cure comes on no matter
where I am, that's a rule.
I am divorced, but we are friends. I have 2 little girls that i
I have had the same group of friends since high school, most of
whom I didn't actually go to school with, but they are all either
married or still wanting to go out and party and not settle down.
I'm kind of in a world between the two. I don't have anywhere to
really meet people. I spent years in bars and clubs and i think
that part of me burnt out. I am still fun and enjoy going out, but
as an occasion, not as a regular pass time.
I am a huge dork.
I like silliness, someone willing to watch old movies with me,
honesty, long talks late at night til you realize it's
I am looking for a man who is kind, funny, kinda edgy, and has a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running a store, raising 2 beautiful girls, and doing the best I
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am the queen of making up words when there isn't one that fits
I am brilliant at karaoke even though in most situations I'm pretty
shy and don't like all eyes on me.
I make a wicked good cheeseburger casserole and bake cookies, cake,
and all sorts of treats when I'm stressed, sick, or tired. Then
don't eat them myself.
I can sell anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually i get remarks about my eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book- classics, Hamlet, Great Expectations
Music- I love all kinds of music... Except rap and death metal.
Grunge never REAAALLY died. My iPod shuffles from Willie Nelson to
Adele to Smashing Pumpkins to The Monkees to Janet Jackson and back
to Johnny Cash regularly.
Movie- I have multiple personalities with movies. Gone With The
Wind is my all time favorite, but I can quote Kevin Smith movies
and Army of Darkness better than most guys I know.
Shows- Doctor Who, The Monkees, M*A*S*H*, Murder, She Wrote,
Beverly Hills 90210, Buffy, Law and Order: SVU, CSI, How I Met Your
Mother, Glee, The Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Eureka
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are no real THINGS I couldn't without... But losing some
would make it less comfortable.
1. My kids.
2. My iphone (I'm not materialistic at all, but I'm super paranoid
without the ability to call for help)
4. Coke. The cola kind. I freely admit i have issues with caffeine
5. My mom.
6. No idea what else... I'll get back to you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Normal stuff like why Donald doesn't wear pants, yet covers himself
when he gets outta the shower...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or hanging out at home with my kids. If I am not on mommy
duty, I'm at a dive bar with my friends playing pool, or just
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm borderline OCD and it comes out in strange ways... Not scary,
but kind of amusing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna get to know me better... Don't bother if you are looking
for a booty call.
I'm not forward. I don't go after guys.
If I don't reply, it isn't meant to be mean, but if you are
completely not my type, I won't waste time pretending.
I won't reply to cheesy pick up lines. Tell me something about
yourself, like why you emailed me.
Who are you looking for?
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