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cupcakecakecup

23 Kansas City, MO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am whimsical, neurotic, wordy, and overwhelmingly an empath.

I like quoting Arrested Development, taking naps, petting animals, playing board games, listening to Ben Folds, and singing loudly. Disney World is my favourite place (thus far). I have a lot of Hello Kitty items and am always in the market for more. I really like trivia, especially the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Kansas city a few months ago to further pursue my romantic relationship with this lame-ass and am about to start up school again in pursuit of my bachelor's degree. Really, I'm just trying to make a living while doing things that make me feel good with people who make me laugh. I don't have a lot of traditional long term goals, like marriage or children, or even a firm career path, but as long as I'm surrounded by people who I care about and am doing things that fulfill me, I consider that a success. In general I'm watching a lot of Bob's Burgers and reading a lot of Buzzfeed articles at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
self deprecating jokes and learning song lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes, the volume of my voice, my hair colour if its particularly unusual, and my self confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction: Lolita

NonFiction: Sex, Drugs, and CoCoa Puffs

Films: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim vs The World

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Home Movies, Legends of the Hidden Temple, cooking competition shows

Music: Ben Folds, Fiona Apple, Motion City Soundtrack, Jukebox The Ghost

Podcasts: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Good Job Brain

Food: samosa, breakfast tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Affection
Attention
Something to watch
Something to write/doodle in
Sweets
Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Song lyrics, meeting and singing with Ben Folds, civil rights, women's rights and why we're going backwards, things I should be doing instead of what I'm actually doing, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping, playing games with my boyfriend, watching TV, or eating delicious food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have obsessive compulsive disorder.
I'm fat and comfortable with my body.
I don't usually like spending a lot of time outdoors.
I like television shows that are meant for children.
I am in a relationship and not looking to have sex with other people.
You should message me if
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You're interested in talking about anything you saw on my profile.
You want to talk about Disney World!
You want to go out to eat; I'm new to Kansas City and would love someone to accompany me to gluten-friendly places!
You have a group of friends who play board games or trivia and would like me to join that group.

Please do not message me if you are not LGBT friendly.