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23 Kansas City, MO Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am whimsical, neurotic, wordy, and overwhelmingly an empath.

I like quoting Arrested Development, taking naps, petting animals, playing board games, listening to Ben Folds, and singing loudly. Disney World is my favourite place on earth (thus far). I have a lot of Hello Kitty items and am always in the market for more. I really like trivia, especially the Geeks Who Drink pubquiz and Ask Me Another from NPR.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Kansas City, and I'm still figuring out my direction in the world. I know that I want to help people, no matter what I do. I'll get my bachelor's at some point, I'm just waiting to get into debt until I feel more confident that said debt will lead to a career, and not just a piece of paper that shows that I took classes I liked.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
self deprecating jokes and learning song lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes, the volume of my voice, my hair colour if its particularly unusual, and my self confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fiction: Lolita

NonFiction: Sex, Drugs, and CoCoa Puffs

Films: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Supersize Me, Tangled

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Home Movies, Phineas and Ferb, Legends of the Hidden Temple, cooking competition shows

Music: Ben Folds, Fiona Apple, Motion City Soundtrack, Jukebox The Ghost

Podcasts: Ask Me Another, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Good Job Brain, Drunk Disney

Food: Carbohydrates and Fats
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to watch
Something to write/doodle in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Song lyrics, meeting and singing with Ben Folds, civil rights, women's rights and why we're going backwards, things I should be doing instead of what I'm actually doing, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping, playing games with my boyfriend, watching TV, or eating delicious food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have obsessive compulsive disorder.
I'm fat and comfortable with my body.
I don't like spending a lot of time outdoors.
I like television shows that are meant for children.
I am in a relationship and not looking to have sex with other people.
You should message me if
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You're interested in talking about anything you saw on my profile.
You want to talk about Disney World!
You want to go out to eat; I'm new to Kansas City and would like suggestions.
You have a group of friends who play board games or trivia and would like me to join that group.

Please do not message me if you are not LGBT friendly.