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cupcakefairy
25 / F / bisexual / Single
New York, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 2" (1.57m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Aries and it matters a lot
- Education
- Working on masters program
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am thug, kittenish, and grumpy.
My Self-Summary
"I wish I was a squirrel so I could eat acorns."-me
"you could eat acorns right now." -dude friend with a spanish accent
I was addicted to my 36D-24-36 girlfriend and kicked that addiction. Then I kicked my pot addiction. Now I have to kick my junk food addiction. I sort of am beginning to see things clearly.
I know I am solid and sound,
To me the converging objects of the universe perpetually flow,
All are written to me, and I must get what the writing means.
[Whitman]
"you could eat acorns right now." -dude friend with a spanish accent
I was addicted to my 36D-24-36 girlfriend and kicked that addiction. Then I kicked my pot addiction. Now I have to kick my junk food addiction. I sort of am beginning to see things clearly.
I know I am solid and sound,
To me the converging objects of the universe perpetually flow,
All are written to me, and I must get what the writing means.
[Whitman]
What I’m doing with my life
I got my B.A. in literature/poetry from liberal arts school #1.
Then I somehow came to be head writer for an explosive manhattan ad
agency. After two years of that I got sick of selling my soul/never
seeing daylight/never feeling the weather so I quit that and went
to liberal arts school #2 to get my M.F.A in poetry. I graduate
this spring.
I’m really good at
language/etymology, getting flustered, describing things, metaphor,
declaring my hatred for horror movies and those who watch them,
listening to extra-heady dubstep and feeling both pained and
exalted, coordinating outfits, doing your eyebrows, driving,
recalling/reciting top 40 rap lyrics, being sicilian, eating stuff
that's bad for me, appreciating you, complimenting you
I'm not so good at: recalling historical facts, math, caring about sports, caring about politics, tolerating homophobes, tolerating hipsters, lying/being fake, things like knitting or cooking, subtlety
I'm not so good at: recalling historical facts, math, caring about sports, caring about politics, tolerating homophobes, tolerating hipsters, lying/being fake, things like knitting or cooking, subtlety
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear flirty miniskirts but act like a guy.
I scowl for no good reason.
Im tiny with huge eyes but don't make eye contact.
I scowl for no good reason.
Im tiny with huge eyes but don't make eye contact.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: poetry, contemporary and/or innovative fiction AKA: george
saunders, raymond carver, lydia davis, sandra cisneros, david
sedaris, richard brautigan.
Movies: brokeback mountain. do not say anything negative to me about this film. other than that, contemporary foreign films
Music: reggae dancehall dubstep neuro ragga jungle rap trance techstep trip hop hip hop R&B
I love lil wayne, lady saw, toasty, martyn, burial, pinch, distance, serani, demarco, mavado, juvenile (lol), sade, tricky, dj krush, sizzla, buju banton, benga, coki, rusko, skream, loefah, bjork, aphex twin, squarepusher, capleton, congo natty, dillinja, esthero, DJ shadow, DJ krush, peter tosh, king tubby, portishead, massive attack
Food: Junk
I'm really disgusted by deli food. Like, the stuff in those trays. I don't eat salad and would be thrilled if you didn't eat any of these items either but that's rare.
Movies: brokeback mountain. do not say anything negative to me about this film. other than that, contemporary foreign films
Music: reggae dancehall dubstep neuro ragga jungle rap trance techstep trip hop hip hop R&B
I love lil wayne, lady saw, toasty, martyn, burial, pinch, distance, serani, demarco, mavado, juvenile (lol), sade, tricky, dj krush, sizzla, buju banton, benga, coki, rusko, skream, loefah, bjork, aphex twin, squarepusher, capleton, congo natty, dillinja, esthero, DJ shadow, DJ krush, peter tosh, king tubby, portishead, massive attack
Food: Junk
I'm really disgusted by deli food. Like, the stuff in those trays. I don't eat salad and would be thrilled if you didn't eat any of these items either but that's rare.
The six things I could never do without
Cute adventurous girls. Hot men. Electronic music, particularly
dubstep. Laughing
fits. The internets. Pirate boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"existential horsecrap."
Also, I've been poking around humanity for 25 years and here's what I think. I'm looking for a dude. Who's like cameron frye in ferris bueller's day off. And who is 6'-to 6'3". And preferably smokes cigarettes. And has big hands. And loves electronic music. .........................ahh Dammit
"your search returned no results, try broadening your search." hmph. I'ma be okcupidding into infinity....trialanderroring all a y'all
Also, I've been poking around humanity for 25 years and here's what I think. I'm looking for a dude. Who's like cameron frye in ferris bueller's day off. And who is 6'-to 6'3". And preferably smokes cigarettes. And has big hands. And loves electronic music. .........................ahh Dammit
"your search returned no results, try broadening your search." hmph. I'ma be okcupidding into infinity....trialanderroring all a y'all
On a typical Friday night I am
Underground at LOVE in the west village, dancing to Toasty -
Angel
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml11HngVdXM)
and other tunes like it
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml11HngVdXM)
and other tunes like it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
You: ...are you gonna be a good girl? huh? hmm?..
Me: !!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHJFDGIHHSHGFHGFJKDG1!!!!! ::whimper, moan::: etc.
Me: !!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHJFDGIHHSHGFHGFJKDG1!!!!! ::whimper, moan::: etc.
You should message me if
no hipsters allowed. you soulless shmucks.
