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45 / M / Straight / Single

Lewis Center, Ohio

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What was I thinking....

Feb 24, 2007

Some of you have already heard part of this story, but others havent so you get to hear it again. Joy!

I was speaking with my older nephew on the telephone and he was telling me what he would like for his upcoming birthday (6). So I say, "OK, got it, liquor and fireworks."

He tried to repeat this for his mom and dad but being 6, he didnt really have a firm grasp of "liquor" so he kept saying, "Uncle Chris is gonna get me licorice and fireworks for my birthday."

Eventually my brother figured out what I ws saying and he picks up and says, "No more unsupervised telephone calls between you and Emmett."

WTF?!? Is that not a slap in the face? To speak this way to his own brother?

So my backup plan if liquor and fireworks didnt work out was a BB gun, naturally. I mean its so obvious.

But yesterday I was over assisting in the senior care at mom's and my "step aunt" Jean pointed out that I was just getting all tied up by my tired conventional thinking. I was trapped "in the box", and what was needed here was a total paradigm shift.

Using creative out of the box thinking, Jean was able to revolutionize the "gifts for 6 year olds space" by pointing out that my backup plan was totally inadequate.

What was really needed if liquor and fireworks wasnt working out wasnt just a BB gun, but a BB gun AND a copy of Hustler magazine. (El Hustlero in Spanish, huge ups if you know that reference)

I was like I had been shot with a diamond bullet when I realized the brilliance of that.

It really just drives home that by pairing two or more "Uncle Wins" you can achieve a synergistic creativity exceeding the power of a single Uncle Win by several orders.
Some of you have already heard part of this story, but othershavent so you get to hear it again. Joy!

I was speaking with my older nephew on the telephone and he wastelling me what he would like for his upcoming birthday (6). So Isay, "OK, got it, liquor and fireworks."

He tried to repeat this for his mom and dad but being 6, he didntreally have a firm grasp of "liquor" so he kept saying, "UncleChris is gonna get me licorice and fireworks for mybirthday."

Eventually my brother figured out what I ws saying and he picks upand says, "No more unsupervised telephone calls between you andEmmett."

WTF?!? Is that not a slap in the face? To speak this way to his ownbrother?

So my backup plan if liquor and fireworks didnt work out was a BBgun, naturally. I mean its so obvious.

But yesterday I was over assisting in the senior care at mom's andmy "step aunt" Jean pointed out that I was just getting all tied upby my tired conventional thinking. I was trapped "in the box", andwhat was needed here was a total paradigm shift.

Using creative out of the box thinking, Jean was able torevolutionize the "gifts for 6 year olds space" by pointing outthat my backup plan was totally inadequate.

What was really needed if liquor and fireworks wasnt working outwasnt just a BB gun, but a BB gun AND a copy of Hustler magazine.(El Hustlero in Spanish, huge ups if you know that reference)

I was like I had been shot with a diamond bullet when I realizedthe brilliance of that.

It really just drives home that by pairing two or more "Uncle Wins"you can achieve a synergistic creativity exceeding the power of asingle Uncle Win by several orders.
What was I thinking....
you crack me up.

A former user commented on Sep 5, 2012