Hello Curious Cupid Lady (CCL)! Thanks for visiting! I've been accused of being a Fit, Funny Intelligent Guy (FFIG). If that is so (or even if it's not), I seek a Similarly Equipped Lady (SEL) for a long term relationship (LTR). If we ever speak and/or meet, I'm fairly confident you'll find that I'm not just another 'Pretty Face' (or voice)...LOL (I really HATE this acronym!) I'm in search of a very special 'Gift' for myself....a wonderful new Lady in my life!! Will it be You?? Maybe we can 'Gift' each other!? What have we got to lose? Let's find out!!

I'm in medical device sales, an avid scuba diver and published underwater photographer. I've been all over the world, on every continent except Antarctica, to experience and photograph the most spectacular sites the undersea has to offer. I especially enjoy shark encounters!...I can recall some of my adventures if you're interested (or even if you're not), and almost all of them are true! I'm originally from the South Bronx (The 'Ft. Apache' section...don't have a 'Bronx' accent, but good at parroting 'schoot dat peece of chit'!). I can speak fluent Jive, and can even quote Shakespeare! Currently I'm blessed to live on the shores of Sunny Lake Hopatcong, the largest lake in NJ, and the best kept secret in the Greater NYC Metro Area (Google it!...It's a 'Stone's Throw' from Midtown, if you've got a good arm!) I enjoy boating and hanging out on it.. I work out on a daily basis and believe in and have embraced the concept of 'Strong Body-Strong Mind' since I was a boy of 14. I'm determined to find the last love of my life!! If you try to stop me, I'll stick you with Cupid's arrow and then you'll see how 'pointless' your effort was!

My humor spans the intellectual to the inane. I specialize in puns. I'm particularly articulate in gibberish and irrelevant hogwash... Expert in incoherent babble, fluent in double talk and cerebral mumbo jumbo (Ozzie Osborne watch out!). I can wiggle my ears and give myself goosebumps simultaneously! ( how's that for 'Hi-Brow' talents?)... If I can't impress you with my intellect, I can surely baffle you with BS! I'm a pretty good skeet shooter (the senseless slaughter of ceramics!). I enjoy 'pushing the bubble' on curvy roads with my little red sports car, and I think 'she' likes it! I enjoy a good martini and prefer wines that are either 'flaccid but absurd', or 'bold but not impertinent!' In this oftentimes insane world, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a lobotomy!...

I'm in good shape....6 foot tall, 205 pounds.. I've been told I have 'Smiling Blue Eyes'. Please note: I wear glasses... I don't have anything remotely resembling a 'Fabio Mane'....I've got a healthy helopad evolving on the back of my noggin' and my hairline is rising...It really sucks! Ever read the book 'Into Thin Hair?'....A real 'Hair Raiser', right? On my end, I seldom get into anyone's 'hair'.... I easily mix/mesh with all types of people, regardless to gender, race, religion, economic or educational status....I'm a people person!

I enjoy all forms of music except country and rap. In art, I'm intrigued by Surrealism. I have a wide ranging, inquisitive palate and I'm 'game' to try just about anything. I've sampled delicacies such as fruit bat soup, kangaroo, yak, muskrat, rattlesnake, duck testicles, possum, mountain chicken, jelly fish, sea cucumber. I drank Kava in Fiji (tastes like dish water!). I enjoy movies of all types that have a plot with some depth. I love the TCM channel. Favorite movie? Jaws! Surprised? I'm also particularly intrigued with movies about time travel...Ever see 'The Final Countdown', 'The Time Machine' (the 60's original with Rod Taylor), 'Timeline' or 'Time after Time?' Very timely!

My sense of humor, my friends and family, working out, to love and be loved, (that's why I'm here!), scuba diving, good food and drink.

Balancing the 'Ying and Yang', aka the 'Shuck and Jive' in life's journey.
When/If I'll ever again become someone special to someone special.
That you can observe a lot just by watching.
Making predictions... it's very difficult.....especially about the future!
Trying not to make too many wrong mistakes.
That it ain't what you don't know that can hurt you....it's what you know for sure that just ain't so!

Enjoying 'Miller Time' and screaming 'TGIF!'

I'm afraid of my underwear

You like what you see and read......If you don't, you may regret it for the rest of your life, if you live that long!