I may be a conundrum, a dichotomy…maybe even a puzzling contradiction….I wonder what you'll think of me?
I like to fancy myself a modern-day Ernest Hemingway...Multi-layered/faceted, complex...a brash, brooding, feisty, fit, hard drinkin'/hard hittin' clone of his....I just haven't written any books or driven an ambulance in a civil war yet...He liked to fish for sharks and I like to dive with them! I ain't like 'The Old Man and the Sea', but I'm beginning to perceive myself as 'The Old Man IN the Sea'....NOT GOOD!...When I ponder 'For Whom the Bell Tolls', it's because someone's buzzing my front door, or my EZ Pass didn't take….
Yup, Ernest and I....Exactly alike!... just like Arnold and Danny in 'Twins'….One thing we do have in common….We are both on a Quest to find ONE very Special Lady…
Please be bright (I refuse to have 'a battle of wits' with 'an unarmed' Lady!), fit and look good in a bikini…I am/I do, topless, I might add! ;~)…Please be warm/affectionate and like to kiss me...It would be best that you have a car, so we could take turns visiting each other?…I live on 'THE LAKE' in NJ…'The Hamptons?'….Ha!!
Also, The Grateful Dead lyric seems to resonate:
'Sometimes the light is shining on me, other times I can barely see....Lately it appears to me, what a long, strange trip it's been!'
I mean, like, yeah….like really, wow….cool!….like…. far out!!!…. ;~)