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62 Lake Hopatcong, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 45–59
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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PLEASE READ!…YOU CURIOUS CUPIDETTE!!…I am separated…It's drama free (so far), and heading in only one finite direction. I own my house….she needs my health insurance….I'm being a nice guy (do they really finish last?) If this is a 'hurdle' you prefer not to 'leap', please move on and I fully understand.

I may be a conundrum, a dichotomy…maybe even a puzzling contradiction….I wonder what you'll think of me?

I like to fancy myself a modern-day Ernest Hemingway...Multi-layered/faceted, complex...a brash, brooding, feisty, fit, hard drinkin'/hard hittin' clone of his....I just haven't written any books or driven an ambulance in a civil war yet...He liked to fish for sharks and I like to dive with them! I ain't like 'The Old Man and the Sea', but I'm beginning to perceive myself as 'The Old Man IN the Sea'....NOT GOOD!...When I ponder 'For Whom the Bell Tolls', it's because someone's buzzing my front door, or my EZ Pass didn't take….

Yup, Ernest and I....Exactly alike!... just like Arnold and Danny in 'Twins'….One thing we do have in common….We are both on a Quest to find ONE very Special Lady…

Please be bright (I refuse to have 'a battle of wits' with 'an unarmed' Lady!), fit and look good in a bikini…I am/I do, topless, I might add! ;~)…Please be warm/affectionate and like to kiss me...It would be best that you have a car, so we could take turns visiting each other?…I live on 'THE LAKE' in NJ…'The Hamptons?'….Ha!!

Also, The Grateful Dead lyric seems to resonate:
'Sometimes the light is shining on me, other times I can barely see....Lately it appears to me, what a long, strange trip it's been!'

I mean, like, yeah….like really, wow….cool!….like…. far out!!!…. ;~)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in medical device sales, an avid scuba diver and published underwater photographer. I've been all over the world, on every continent except Antarctica, to experience and photograph the most spectacular sites (and sights?) the undersea has to offer. I especially enjoy shark encounters!...I can recall some of my adventures if you're interested (or even if you're not), and almost all of them are true! I'm originally from the South Bronx (The 'Ft. Apache' section...don't have a 'Bronx' accent, but good at parroting 'schoot dat peece of chit'!). I can speak fluent Jive, and can even quote Shakespeare in it! For many years I'm blessed to live on the shores of Sunny Lake Hopatcong, the largest lake in NJ, and the best kept secret in the Greater NYC Metro Area (Google it!...It's a 'Stone's Throw' from Midtown, if you've got a good arm!) I enjoy boating and hanging out on it…PanaSea (my boat) is tied up on my dock out back (currently in Winter storage), the hot tub's bubbling and beckoning from my deck!....Champagne anyone? I work out on a daily basis and have embraced the concept of 'Strong Body-Strong Mind' since I was a boy of 14. I'm determined to find the last love of my life!! If you try to stop me, I'll shoot you with a Cupid's arrow and you'll see how 'pointless' your effort was! In 'counterpoint', I wanna take a direct hit….right through the heart from you….whoever/wherever you are…Ready, Aim, Fire!! Please hurry….I'm suffering….put me out of my misery!!
I’m really good at
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My humor spans the intellectual to the inane. I specialize in puns. I'm particularly skilled in gibberish and irrelevant in incoherent babble; fluent in double talk and cerebral mumbo jumbo (Ozzie Osborne watch out!). I can wiggle my ears and give myself goosebumps in tandem! (how's that for 'Hi-Brow' talents?)... If I can't impress you with my intellect, I'll surely baffle you with BS instead! I'm a pretty good skeet shooter (the senseless slaughter of ceramics!). I enjoy 'pushing the bubble' on curvy roads with Mitzy, my little red sports car, and I think 'she' likes it! I enjoy a good martini and prefer wines that are either 'flaccid but absurd', or 'bold but not impertinent!' In this oftentimes insane world, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm never pegged for my true chronological age (and I'm more like a teenager at heart!)
I'm in good shape ( especially for a man of my age, by cracky!)....6 foot tall, 200 pounds.. I've been told I have 'Smiling Blue Eyes'. Please note: I wear glasses... I don't have anything remotely resembling a 'Fabio Mane'....I've got a healthy helopad evolving on the back of my noggin' and my hairline is rising...It really sucks! Ever read the book 'Into Thin Hair?'....A real 'Hair Raiser', right? On my end, I seldom get into anyone's 'hair'.... I easily mix/mesh with all types of people, regardless to gender, race, religion, economic or educational status....I'm a people person!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy all forms of music except country and rap. In art, I'm intrigued by Surrealism (the fact that I find myself posting on this site is surreal!). I have a wide ranging, inquisitive palate and I'm 'game' to try just about anything. I've sampled delicacies such as fruit bat soup, kangaroo, yak, bear, muskrat, rattlesnake, alligator, duck testicles, possum, raccoon, mountain chicken, jelly fish and sea cucumber, to name a few...I drank Kava in Fiji (tastes like dish water!, and no buzz!). I enjoy movies of all genres that have a plot with some depth. I love the classic movies on the TCM channel. Movies of love/romance and/or strong emotional connection affect me (sorry Ernest...I know.....I'm a wuss!) Favorite movie? Jaws! Surprised? I'm also particularly intrigued with movies about time travel...Ever see 'The Final Countdown', 'The Time Machine' (the 60's original with Rod Taylor), 'Timeline', 'Looper' or 'Time after Time?' Very timely! I just finished a book called 'Time and Again', by Jack Finney, about a guy who travels back and forth between NY in the 1970's and the 1880's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sense of humor, my friends and family, working out, to love and be loved, (that's why I'm here!), scuba diving (of course!), good food and drink.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's just difficult for the others….It's the same when you're stupid.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Sometimes you need to get lost to find yourself.
Making predictions... it's very difficult.....especially about the future!
Trying not to make too many wrong mistakes.
That it ain't what you don't know that can hurt's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying 'Miller Time' and screaming 'TGIF!'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was REALLY smart at one time…..then came all that sex, drugs and rock 'n roll (booze too, of course….goes without saying?)….Now I'm just your run-of-the-mill genius :-)
It was a toss-up between the bearded guy and I for the Dos Equis beer TV commercials ;~)
I once had to defibrillate a sea turtle….He remained shell-shocked for the rest of his life….
Being alone...I hate it….me, myself and I are always getting into arguments (but at least we have each other!)

PS....I didn't write this....Ernest did!!
You should message me if
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You like what you see and read......If you don't write me, you may regret it for the rest of your life, if you live that long!

So let it be written….so let it be dung! :-)