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28 M New York, NY

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Last Online
Today – 3:08pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Just moved to NYC from LA, went out there after graduating college, now I'm back on the east coast (originally from NJ). I went to Cornell -- as the esteemed Andy Bernard would say, "Cornell, ever heard of it?" but I'm not snobby like that. Instead, I possess an indelibly great sense of humor. Nothing is out of bounds. I can also poignantly and ever-so-cleverly pore over and effortlessly analyze the excruciating minutia of every single daily event that compromises our very efficiency. Could I run the world? Yes. Will I? Ehhh, no. Not for me. I enjoy drinking whiskey. Also, I am/was pretty fascinated with sharks -- I have been since I was really young. I used to be a bit of an artist as I studied architecture in college, so I always enjoy looking at art.

Other fun factoids:
I'm the greatest athlete that never was.
I'm very punctual.
I have an enormous appreciation for good dogs.
I use a steak knife to cut everything.
And I usually get my year's worth of reading done in about 2 months.
What I’m doing with my life
Ditched architecture and now trying my hand as a writer. Currently, working at a magazine and just finished my novel.
I’m really good at
Golf, running, trivia, air hockey, beer pong, monopoly, fishing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movies -- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Taxi Driver, There Will Be Blood, His Girl Friday, State & Main, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Jaws, 2001: A Spacey Odyssey, Drive, Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, My Favorite Year, Annie Hall, Terminator 2, The Graduate, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, American Beauty, Mel Brooks movies, Woody Allen movies, westerns, comedies, anything, I could go on...

TV -- Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Louie, South Park, Modern Family, Archer, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Homeland, Elementary, Bar Rescue.

Favorite Books -- Catcher in the Rye (boring choice), but pretty much anything by Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Thomas Pynchon, Jonathan Franzen, or Philip Roth. Jonathan Lethem is a personal favorite at the moment.

Music -- Radiohead, Jay-Z, Bob Dylan, I don't know there are a bunch. *My ringtone is Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman" if that's any indicator of my eclectic taste.

Favorite Foods -- I really like burgers, Sushi is good too (the kind at Sasabune), I'll generally eat anything, I'm a growing boy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff -- I don't discriminate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I ever have children, my first born will be named 'Spitfire'... even if it's a girl.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating