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curbberk

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Just moved to NYC from LA, went out there after graduating college, now I'm back on the east coast (originally from NJ). I went to Cornell -- as the esteemed Andy Bernard would say, "Cornell, ever heard of it?" but I'm not snobby like that. Instead, I possess an indelibly great sense of humor. Nothing is out of bounds. I can also poignantly and ever-so-cleverly pore over and effortlessly analyze the excruciating minutia of every single daily event that compromises our very efficiency. Could I run the world? Yes. Will I? Ehhh, no. Not for me. I enjoy drinking whiskey. Also, I am/was pretty fascinated with sharks -- I have been since I was really young. I used to be a bit of an artist as I studied architecture in college, so I always enjoy looking at art.

Other fun factoids:
I'm the greatest athlete that never was.
I'm very punctual.
I have an enormous appreciation for good dogs.
I use a steak knife to cut everything.
And I usually get my year's worth of reading done in about 2 months.
What I’m doing with my life
Ditched architecture and now trying my hand as a writer. Currently, working at a magazine and just finished my novel.
I’m really good at
Golf, running, trivia, air hockey, beer pong, monopoly, fishing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movies -- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Taxi Driver, There Will Be Blood, His Girl Friday, State & Main, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Jaws, 2001: A Spacey Odyssey, Drive, Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, My Favorite Year, Annie Hall, Terminator 2, The Graduate, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, American Beauty, Mel Brooks movies, Woody Allen movies, westerns, comedies, anything, I could go on...

TV -- Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Louie, South Park, Modern Family, Archer, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Homeland, Elementary, Bar Rescue.

Favorite Books -- Catcher in the Rye (boring choice), but pretty much anything by Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Thomas Pynchon, Jonathan Franzen, or Philip Roth. Jonathan Lethem is a personal favorite at the moment.

Music -- Radiohead, Jay-Z, Bob Dylan, I don't know there are a bunch. *My ringtone is Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman" if that's any indicator of my eclectic taste.

Favorite Foods -- I really like burgers, Sushi is good too (the kind at Sasabune), I'll generally eat anything, I'm a growing boy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff -- I don't discriminate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I ever have children, my first born will be named 'Spitfire'... even if it's a girl.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating