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33 Hiram, ME Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 25
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Has kid(s) and might want more
English, Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a rational person, straightforward, difficult to offend, strategic, passionate, uninhibited and bold as brass. I've got my ducks in a row despite being a flaky artist with a 12yo's sense of humor. Fuck pretenses and complacency. I want to enjoy my life. I want to share it with someone as loyal, affectionate, adventurous, honest, kind, and curious as myself.
IG= raestarcrash
What I’m doing with my life
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Painting, Ceramics, Antiques, Textiles, Portrait Photography, Writing, Parenting, Traveling, Loving
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing caution to the wind. I'm decent in the kitchen (cooking), I'm good with a pen or a paintbrush (art), comedic timing (loling), loving the people I love (empathy), and I give one epic back rub (rubs).
The first things people usually notice about me
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the resting bitch face. it keeps me pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all this stuff, but who needs to read all that?

I read voraciously: Norah Lofts, Charles Bukowski, Irvine Welsh, Jack Kerouac, Anaïs Nin, John Keats, Richard Dawkins.

I am a netflix junky; Ted talks, Trailer Park Boys, Nature Documentaries, Step Brothers, Adult Swim, Stealing Beauty, LOTR, Borat, Daydream Nation, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I go to as many live shows of music and theater as possibly: Lana Del Ray, Death cab for cutie, CCR, Portishead, Mumford and Sons, Aerosmith, Notorius BIG, John Legend, Rihanna, Tool, Primus, Queen, Adele, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Sound Garden, Sublime, Bob Marley, Pearl Jam

And enjoy foods from all over the world, I'll try just about anything besides organs, bugs, and raw meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. mascara
2. a lighter
3. a picture of your dad
4. hitachi magic wand
5. spatulas
6. toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fate of our species, philosophy, parenting, science, travel, art, biology
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll admit to being an extroverted thrill seeker. I don't spend many Friday nights at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like adult cartoons. I smoke too much weed. The two are correlated.
You should message me if
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Boring is worse than ugly.
“I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.”
― Andrea Gibson