I am the queen of sarcasm and sass. If you think you're sarcastic you've probably never met me before.
Witty banter is kind of like porn to me.
I'm a big football fan and rugby fan.
I just graduated with a degree in Psychology from a school you've never heard of but the banks sure have.
Making awkward situations.
Laughing louder than any normal person should.
Referencing things that no one else understands
Movies: The Lion King, any musical, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, Disney, The Hobbit, the new Star Treks, Marvel movies, really crappy romance movies
TV: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Reign, American Horror Story, Scandal, How I Met Your Mother, Orange is the New Black
Music: I don't even know where to begin with this... Rush, Fall Out Boy, Florence + the Machine, Disturbed, Two Steps From Hell, Hans Zimmer, Maroon 5, Mumford and Sons, Dave Matthews Band, Breaking Benjamin, Panic! at the Disco, Fun., Evanescence
Food: Mexican Food is my absolute favorite
2. Harry Potter references
3. My cell phone
4. Mac n cheese
6. A blanket maybe? It get's kind of cold at night. Also they protect you from monsters, so that's convenient.
My weaknesses include puns and stupid jokes that only five-year-olds have any business laughing at.
I have four tattoos
You are ok with making the first move.
You know how to make people laugh.