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cursesincursive

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm equal parts Ricardo Arjona and Jon Stewart.

I'm a well-dressed, well-spoken gentleman with a twisted sense of humor and an appetite for adventure. Trying to take in all the things this city has to offer while my plan to take over the world comes together. In the meantime i work in human resources for a retail corporation.

Looking for a laid back adventure buddy who likes drunken cuddling ;-) and can hold an intelligent conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the world a better place, one less mosquito at a time.
I’m really good at
Drunkenly shopping for random stuff on Amazon, and upon delivery realizing that drunken me has awesome taste :-P
The first things people usually notice about me
dimples (unless I'm growing my sexy beard..lol)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Inception, Memento, Fight Club, anything by Tarantino, Scorsese or Christopher Nolan.

Shows: The Daily Show, Colbert, VICE, Real Time with Bill Maher, Two and a Half Men, Modern Family.

Music: eclectic, a little bit of everything, I'm a huge hip-hop head but I listen to everything from bachata to death metal, dubstep, and everything in between.

Food: I'm a big enthusiast of trying new things when it comes to food. My favorite cuisines are probably Thai, Italian and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Learning and experiencing new things.
Traveling.
Brooklyn.
Music.
the Internet.
A good beer or some fine scotch after a long day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Learning Portuguese and moving to Brazil if I'm still single by a certain age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either getting drunk with friends somewhere, or catching up on my DVR recordings if my friends are being lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a magic birthmark on my right hand. I can make it disappear.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Anything above sparks your curiosity.
You smell good.
You like the Red Sox (or hate them, I like a challenge)
You like baseball in general.
You are both amused and upset that Colbert and Jon Stewart are the most honest and reliable sources of actual political news.
You can teach me how to dance salsa.
You want me to cook for you.
When you see couples make out in public, you whisper "get a room", but you secretly wish that you'd find someone who'd make you feel comfortable enough to do the same.