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curvy_goonette

28 F Memphis, TN

My Details

Last Online
May 7, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a Something Awful goonette. I play MMOs. There is no such thing as a goonette that plays MMOs. So either I don't exist or I must be lying. There is nothing to see here. Move along.

I am astute, facetious, and not interested
I’m really good at
Shenanigans.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass. I tell them to stop looking but no.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Shawshank Redemption
Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Music: MC Chris
Food: MC Chris
The six things I could never do without
Newcastle, Guinness, Blue Moon, The Venture Bros, sex, and Spaghetti-O's.
On a typical Friday night I am
at work fixing and/or breaking someone's computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still log onto WoW occasionally. Please don't tell anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you have Newcastle.