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cute-but-clumsy

35 F Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Just moved to Vancouver and the sun is shining. Did I make it happen? I'll let you decide.

I'm a smart, funny, painfully clumsy girl. I'm talking trip up and down the stairs, knock your wine over telling you a story, think I stubbed my toe but actually broke it kind of clumsy!

If you're still reading... I have a full life that I love; amazing friends and family. I feel like I may actually be at a point in my life that I am ready to share it with someone amazing!
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching myself things via instructional YouTube videos. My last was knitting. My next is the fiddle!!
I’m really good at
making you laugh!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think it's my razor sharp wit, but it might be my tail.
The six things I could never do without
- laughter
- sunshine
- intimacy
- my friends and family
- fulfillment
- music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
.... When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not sure I have typical Friday nights... Sometimes work, sometimes play, sometimes a quiet night with me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I already told you I have a tail! What more do you want from me?

Oh, and there's always money in the banana stand...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
First off, if you want to.

If you are smart, funny and moderately well-adjusted (I mean, we all like a little crazy!)