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cute-but-clumsy

35 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a smart, funny, painfully clumsy girl. I'm talking trip up and down the stairs, knock your wine over telling you a story, think I stubbed my toe but actually broke it kind of clumsy!

If you're still reading... I have a full life that I love; amazing friends and family. I feel like I may actually be at a point in my life that I am ready to share it with someone amazing!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching myself things via instructional YouTube videos. My last was knitting. My next is the fiddle!! (Update: teaching yourself the fiddle via YouTube may be insurmountable...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to think it's my razor sharp wit, but it might be my tail.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- laughter
- sunshine
- comedy (making it and enjoying it)
- my friends and family
- music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
.... When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure I have typical Friday nights... Sometimes work, sometimes play, sometimes a quiet night with me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I already told you I have a tail! What more do you want from me?

Oh, and there's always money in the banana stand...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First off, if you want to.

If you are smart, funny and moderately well-adjusted (I mean, we all like a little crazy!)