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cutebabyanimals

31 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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squirrelly
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to be funny on paper, making fun of myself, restaurants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
ruining good things.
the nytimes xword.
making messes, and sandwiches.
bloody marys!
weddings!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm dressed like a paperboy & that i'm usually carrying a huge bag
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: nytimes lazy weekend xword omnibus, small fabulous jews, moby dick, gulliver's travels, the year of endless sorrows, miss rumphius, psychopathia sexualis.
moobies: the brave little toaster, city of god, drowning mona.
music: steely dan, talking heads, brian eno, satie.
food: tomatoes, pickles, candy, jachnun, toast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sisters, newspaper, tomatoes, wfmu, $.99 stores and candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
reading books, shooting guns, fishing, tulips, quitting smoking, jeopardy, motorcycles, edward hopper, baby animals, bloody marys, where my keys are and if my dress is tucked into my underpants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting pissed off because this bar is crowded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
level 40 priest on world of warcraft. yup.
You should message me if
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you are nice and you aren't an idiot. also, please be hilarious.