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cutebabyanimals

30 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
unsuspecting tomboy seeks a skilled sailor and volvo enthusiast.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to be funny on paper, making fun of myself, hospitality management & event planning
I’m really good at
ruining good things.
the nytimes xword.
making messes, and sandwiches.
bloody marys!
weddings!
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm dressed like a paperboy & that i'm usually carrying a huge bag
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: nytimes lazy weekend xword omnibus, small fabulous jews, moby dick, gulliver's travels, the year of endless sorrows, miss rumphius, psychopathia sexualis.
moobies: the brave little toaster, city of god, drowning mona.
music: steely dan, talking heads, brian eno, satie.
food: tomatoes, pickles, candy, jachnun, toast.
The six things I could never do without
sisters, newspaper, tomatoes, wfmu, $.99 stores and candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
reading books, shooting guns, fishing, tulips, quitting smoking, jeopardy, motorcycles, edward hopper, baby animals, bloody marys, where my keys are and if my dress is tucked into my underpants.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting pissed off because this bar is crowded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
level 40 priest on world of warcraft. yup.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are nice and you aren't an idiot. also, please be hilarious.