32 Port Chester, NY
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
nice lady
What I’m doing with my life
trying to keep it simple.

working in hospitality.
I’m really good at
ruining good things.
the nytimes xword.
making messes, and sandwiches.
bloody marys
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm dressed like a paperboy & that i'm usually carrying a huge bag
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: nytimes lazy weekend xword omnibus, small fabulous jews, moby dick, gulliver's travels, the year of endless sorrows, miss rumphius, psychopathia sexualis.
moobies: the brave little toaster, city of god, drowning mona.
music: steely dan, talking heads, brian eno, satie.
food: tomatoes, pickles, candy, jachnun, toast.
The six things I could never do without
sisters, newspaper, tomatoes, wfmu, $.99 stores and candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
reading books, shooting guns, fishing, tulips, quitting smoking, jeopardy, motorcycles, edward hopper, baby animals, bloody marys, where my keys are and if my dress is tucked into my underpants.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting pissed off because this bar is crowded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
desperately trying to learn from my mistakes.
You should message me if
you are nice and you aren't an idiot. also, please be hilarious.

i just want to meet someone cool enough to pop out some kids and get fat with.