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cutebrashmule

28 M Orlando, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a Political Scientist (by training
and sausages seen, seen, seen);
Writer by passion of couplets written-
[hastily a wall down an alley lonely;
in the scent trailing of dervish lovers]
and an impish scalawag by disposition
(or disposed to dispose of that which is not;
being the artifice added after birth, the gilded
veneer we are meant to call ourselves).

I am an Ethical Hedonist, a Rationalist Deconstructionist Ignostic Nontheist, a Sex-Positive Neo-Third Wave Feminist, and a Libertarian-Socialist. I believe most of those words matter (and that matter is a word I believe in most).

I am polyamorous and sex positive; the two are exclusive (the non-exclusive is exclusive).

A brief list of things I do not understand about OKCupid profiles:

-People who have more than one person in a picture and do not identify which they are.
-Women who lament that men message them because they want to have sex with them.
-People who decry describing themselves.
-The propensity to list one's children first in one's profile, and to identify said progeny as "the best".

I am that I am. Hello. Ask me anything - I'll tell you no lies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning
Imagining
Vanquishing
Inventing
Noticing
Going
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, cognition, cards, trivia, erotica, honesty, Scrabble, Chess, wit, fucking, fondling, talking, and often forgetting to use the oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cock, my candor or my commonly constant consonance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: In Search of Lost Time, The Fountainhead, Walden, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Naked Ape, The Stranger, Tropic of Cancer, The Denial of Death, Naked Lunch, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, V, Beyond Freedom and Dignity, In Cold Blood, The Jungle, The Sound and the Fury, Sirens of Titan, Johnny Got His Gun, What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through the Fire, Women in Love and on and on.

Movies: Network, The Lives of Others, Children of Men, American Beauty, City of God, The Dreamers, Taxi Driver, The Bridge, Dog Day Afternoon, The Believer, Battle Royale, and on and on.

Music: Bob Dylan, Hot Water Music, The Clash, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, The Mountain Goats, Radiohead, The Avett Brothers, The Flaming Lips, At the Drive-In, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Velvet Underground, The Jam, Prince, and on and on.

I define my tastes, my tastes do not define me, and on and on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The letters of the alphabet, coffee, sex, the quest for knowledge, art, and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking, time, and the about. Why so many people hide what they want.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering to whom the night is typical. Or being wondrous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would rather know or speak the truth, however candid, brutal or curt, than speak or hear a lie, no matter how kind, flattering or polite.

I've never been to the moon, though I've seen it many times.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You damn well fucking want to (but won't end a sentence with a preposition). Or you'd like to hear a good joke (example: A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.). Or you want an honest answer to a question.

or: 1,1,2,3,5,8,13...