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cuteordeath

30 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:13pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I find myself becoming more and more of an asshole as I get older, and I am 100% on board with that.

I'm actually an extremely kind person, but a lot of shit just pisses me off. Like ukuleles. No one looks sexy playing a ukulele. You just look like a sad child-person.

here is a list of things I like:
Camellia Sinensis, David Bowie, heavy metal, The Simpsons, candy, skeletons, axolotls, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, stockings, yoga, graphic art, horror films, MAC and LUSH cosmetics, Halloween, leather, lace, whiskey, high heels, mad science, fairy tales and mythology, crayons, false eyelashes, vinyl (both in LP and fetishwear form), stuffed animals (not furries), 少女革命ウテナ.

here is a list of words that may or may not describe me:
self-indulgent, coquettish, salacious, intelligent, slightly misanthropic, careful (in most senses of that word), emotionally stable.

here is a list of sentences that may or may not give you insight into my personality:
I think that the floor is an awesome place to store things. I never miss an opportunity to learn something new. I dig words and languages. I geek out over cheesy power metal songs. I have a lot of esoteric knowledge, but I'm always happy to teach and involve others who are interested. I think that one of the keys to life is knowing how to be happy when you're alone. I used to have a cat named Baron von FuzzyCuddles. I get upset when there are widows in my blog entries. I don't like to use capital letters in my internet voice, except for proper nouns. sorry if this bothers you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend most of my time eating candy and going to R-rated movies.

I work in a nightclub, so if you're the type who doesn't like "clubbing" or "getting super wasted and then having an emotional breakdown", we probably won't get along.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
brushing and flossing my teeth before bed no matter how wasted I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well, if I have my hair up it can be seen from across a crowded room, so maybe that. if I have it down—or am wearing a wig—perhaps it'll be my copious amounts of eye make-up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) Hermann Hesse's Demian is probably my favorite book ever. The Last Unicorn is another eternal favorite. Banana Yoshimoto and Moto Hagio are amazing. I read a lot of Lovecraft because I like feeling unsettled.

B) I am very fond of horror movies, even (especially?) terrible ones. Some of my favorites are Re-Animator, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Devil's Carnival, House of the Devil, Hellraiser (1 and 2 only), Cabin in the Woods, The Orphanage, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nightmare on Elm Street (1 and 3), Friday the 13th (1 and 2), Halloween (1 and 2, and remake), The Evil Dead trilogy, Alien, Aliens, Videodrome, House on Haunted Hill (original), Severance, Trick or Treat, Trick 'r Treat (yes, those are two different films, and they're both great.)

non-horror favorites include Wayne's World (1 and 2), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (I love everything from Mel Brooks, but this one holds a special place in my heart), most of Tim Burton's stuff from the 80s/early 90s, ANVIL! The Story of Anvil (they even wrote a song for me via Twitter), Dead Man, Naked Lunch, Trollhunter, M, Brand Upon the Brain!, Mad Max, Escape From New York, Blade Runner, This is Spinal Tap, The Room (I like this movie unironically)

B.5) shows I have enjoyed: Black Books, The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, Jeeves & Wooster, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, X-Files, Supernatural, Workaholics (so awful it's good), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

cartoons: Freakazoid, Batman: The Animated Series, Powerpuff Girls, ReBoot, Gravity Falls (if you aren't watching Gravity Falls, your life is completely pointless.), Ugly Americans, Archer, Garfield & Friends, South Park (Kenny is my favorite), Regular Show (ohhhhh!), Rocko's Modern Life, Transformers (gen 1), Jem, The Tick

I have been obsessed with The Simpsons since it first aired, and I am one of those horribly obnoxious people who constantly quotes from it.

animu: Revolutionary Girl Utena is hands-down my favorite of all time. others: Tiger & Bunny, Gosick (and other bratty loli moe animu), Polar Bear Cafe, Inu x Boku Secret Service, Another, Sailor Moon, good old 90s stuff like Slayers and Tenchi Muyo, Galaxy Express 999 (and assorted other Leiji Matsumoto works)

C) I mostly listen to metal, particularly power metal, traditional heavy metal, black metal, and progressive metal. I do like a lot of music from other genres, but I tend to not actively seek them out.

random favorites: Edguy, Tobias Sammet's Avantasia: The Metal Opera, Gamma Ray, Helloween, Judas Priest, Accept, Voyager (the Australian prog metal band), Alice Cooper, Mr. Big (I have had a lingering crush on Eric Martin since I was 9), David Bowie, The Cure, Dio, Iron Maiden, Angra, Ayreon, Virgin Steele, Mötley Crüe, Ad Frank, Nick fucking Cave, W.A.S.P., Trippple Nippples, Tsu Shi Ma Mi Re, J.A. Seazer & Ban'yuu Inryoku

D) pretty much anything but cow's milk products and tomatoes (I'm allergic). I lean towards Japanese, Thai, and big sandwiches. I would live off of candy if that wasn't a really, really, really bad idea.

I think the only food I actively dislike is celery. celery can go fuck itself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tumblr
my Hitachi
shimapan
heavy metal
2 other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
barely-legal long-haired metalhead boys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ankle deep in the blood and bones of my fallen enemies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live with a chronic disease that has given me faint scars over my entire body, and sometimes puts me in so much pain that I can't walk. it's mostly under control, though. this is not an invitation for you to message me asking about it. I'd prefer not to discuss it with strangers, and if you see me in person with marks on my skin, just keep your damn mouth shut about it.

I have a severe topical allergy to coconut oil, which is in a lot of cosmetics and lip balms. if you use products that contain coconut oil, I cannot have physical contact with you. I am not even remotely joking about this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can properly execute an em dash—and don't bitch out by using double hyphens.

you're okay with me flirting with like, ten other people in front of you.

you have the looks and/or personality of Toki Wartooth.

your favorite Autobot is Bumblebee.

definitely message me if:

you have a hot accent
you are from the southern US (but are not racist)
you are a boy with long hair (especially if you tend to wear it in braids)
you are a girl with short hair (partially shaved? all the way shaved?? :D)
you consider yourself totally hot regardless of gender/hair length
you want to chat about metal and/or be my concert buddy
you love cartoons
you can hold your alcohol (but aren't ashamed to puke in the gutter from time to time)
I can crash on your couch