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39 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:53am
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Passionate cheeky geekbabe seeks open-minded metrosexual caveman for eternal cuddlegasms, banter and grammar fights.

I'm a decent, sweet and respectful ladycreature and not up my own bum. Once revered as "an abstract juxtaposition of articulation and insanity" - how damn sexy is that?! - you sir are dealing with a delightfully refined, angelically deceptive, creatively expressive, logical, technical, badass pixie.

Think: cute baby Ewok - mediocre growl - fucking sharp spear.

Young enough to skip barefoot in the rain.
Old enough to enthuse about salad.

I'm likely to fall in love within the hour if I have to Google the words and terminology you use. I had to look up "pegging" once - sadly it didn't lend quite as well to being reused in my own profile as sapiosexual, dilettantist and capricious.

I need a challenge, mental stimulation, a best friend, an entertainer. With big hairy balls, who also cries and wears eyeliner. (Ok, the eyeliner isn't mandatory. And depilated plums are enticingly acceptable.)

90 hour weeks are like sooooo last season. I don't care if you earn £70k, have a Merc, Rolex or run a huge multinational if you have no time to play wifff meee. I do care if you have a cute fluffy pussycat; all the nice boys have cats. And yellow stripey boxers.
What I’m doing with my life
Techie things, creative things, naughty things, learning things. Things that make me laugh, look stoopid or sexy. I often then take photos of said things.

I'm an SEO Strategist (getting websites to page 1 of Google) working in digital media. A mélange of coding, creativity, data and detail in a largely blokey, denim and swearing kinda world. I used to do suits, boardrooms and humans. Now I just do things; it's simpler. And costs a lot less in opiates.

I have a lot of guy mates because I'm down to earth, practical and like honesty not jealousy. We drink beer in the daytime, play with network cables, discuss tattoos and how much women bitch.

Oh and I hang about with comedians. Real ones! Fret not, they all have beards. Except the lady one. Who's fat and ginger.
I’m really good at
♥ Eating half a pot of Nutella in one sitting straight from the jar
♥ Wearing matching underwear 96.39712% of the time
♥ Arranging shiny objects in groups of three
♥ Re-arranging shiny objects in slightly revised groups of three
♥ Overindulging, overthinking, over analysing
(why is over analysing not one word like the others? hmmm...)
♥ Switching momentarily into a west country twang when excited
♥ Perforating my face with a 300-needle roller to keep me young
♥ Doing household electrics without dying
♥ Corsets, tutus, kinky boots and very unsensible shoes
♥ Fancy dress outfits that 'accidentally' incorporate the above
♥ Giving advice to people with self esteem issues on dating sites
♥ Man things. You just cook and look pretty. Ta babe.
The first things people usually notice about me
♥ You don't get girls like me in Swindon. Or Devon. Or Tajikistan
♥ My vocabulary is much bigger than my boobs
♥ My personality is much bigger than my person
♥ My eyes are just BIG.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books?!?! Pffff. I'm a Google princess hunny. A dictionary and thesaurus kinda gal. Life's too short for novels.

Documentaries, comedy, quizzes, medical, nature and business. Celebrity Juice, Phoneshop, Him & Her, Buzzcocks, botched boob jobs, manky willies, Come Dine With Me and the TV Crew... I either don't stay awake long enough for films, ask who's that? why? did he do it then? or have to fiddle with something. You could perchance be in luck.

I don't really "do" music in the typical way. I haven't stood in a field with neon facepaint and wellies waiting for the rain to wash my stink off. I dig RnB, indie, electronica, 80s, rock, chillout, reggae, spanish guitar and some classical (minus the screechy violins). Daft Punk to Limp Bizkit to Mike Oldfield. Years spent playing in a steel band means I can also buss hol heap a riddim an ting. Innit blud.

Comedy & Performy Things
I'm often frequenting (is that semantically permissible?) the comedy circuit, supporting my buddies and meeting fresh new wickedly entertaining people. Comedians are the most down to earth, caring sorts. And sadly often have face fur and tweed jackets with elbow patches, else I would kidnap one. Tim Minchin would definitely get it though. As an ex-dancer/performer (not that sort!) I'm into anything artsy and live - burlesque, musicals, circus, drag, magic and intimate band gigs. Cirque du Soleil, Avenue Q, Les Mis, WamBam Club.

Foodage & Boozage
Chocolatey creaminess in my cocktails please. I get a bit nawtee on Disaronno. But I didn't tell you that. I don't do beige food or stuff that seriously stings your bum the next day. Love eating where no-one speaks English (except those sloppy gelatinous pig's trotters in tomato-flavoured puke in Spain). Ironically, liver and spinach only became massively attractive since I started paying to eat them...
The six things I could never do without
1. standards
2. snuggles
3. stilettos
5. saliva
5. symmetry
5. semiconductors
5. neurotransmitters
5. pheromones
6. breaking the rules, just a tad

4. surprise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Squirrels' belly fluff. Which is fluffier and strokier than men's. Though I would still happily fish yours out. Because you don't. Eventually we can make a new t-shirt: a navy blue one.

Geeking out. Writing programmatical rules to auto-delete the "Cute", "Hey" and uninspiring saddo messages without wasting 3 clicks. Yes, I did submit my feedback to Mr OKC and I'm anticipating an exhilarating meeting of minds over a jaffa cake or two, some ketamine and a ball-gag.

Mediterranean accents. If you get words wrong it's even sexier. When you have manflu and tell me "Baby, I feel like-a shit" I will listen adoringly 27 times before correcting you. There's no rush - you've been saying it like that for 3 years.

The millions of words I've wasted on Mr 94% match who deletes his profile 4 days later. Repeat x 536. You're depleting the energy I was saving for Prince Juan of Latino. Do one.

You and me sat in a candlelit bath with a spicy merlot, me washing your hair with that delectable aromatherapy shampoo which makes you go all relaxed and spacey... nibbling your neck, earlobes... fragrant sensual suds lavishing your torso while I walk my aubergine painted nails teasingly down your glistening manflesh to your firm...

Oiiiii. Buttocks. Enough!
On a typical Friday night I am
♥ Coquettishly loquacious
♥ Finding new uses for marmite, creme eggs and stockings
♥ Trawling eBay for cutting edge skincare products so I can avoid paying the council tax, again

Or entertaining you with my eloquent wit. Bastard site.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I regularly talk to squirrels, often while naked. I can get my big toe in my mouth while still breathing and talking. Many people find my feet alluring.

Last year I finally got the balls to give my number to my dream fella on the tube - with a scribbled note saying "If you're not gay..."

I think he was possibly
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
♥ You read my wordage not just looked at my boobage
♥ You're willing to share your chocolate
♥ You're within an hour (ish) of Norfff Laaandan darlin

And any (or many?) of the following:

You're creative, expressive and classy - if your ID is shyguylondon, k1nkytOny69 or conformistinabox we probably won't get on.

Longish darkish flickyish hair, girlie eyelashes and stubble make me purrrrr. I would rawwwr too but I'm way cooler than that.

Generally prefer younger but feel free to show me what I'm missing. Manboobs, beerguts, comb-overs, manky teeth and monobrows do NOT do it for me. They shouldn't do it for you either.

I go a bit wobbly - and at times squelchy - over alternative looks, edgy dress sense, tattoos and piercings (within reason, you can keep your piggy nose rings). If you can do ripped jeans as well as a classy suit, a bit of rock dude, emo hair, zips, chains or fetish we might be onto a winner. Wearing a wig, tutu or makeup in your photos? - I love you already.

Corina x

PS. I've never found myself animalistically drawn to a Colin. That seems highly likely to continue.