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cutetrolosaurus

24 F Rochester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I dance upon the edge of death just to prove that I'm alive.

Okay not really, but wouldn't that be neat?

My name's KC, it's the Gaelic spelling (that and I'm pretty sure my mother was still high on birthing drugs when they chose it) so I'm actually the only one in the united states that has it....nifty until I Google myself and quickly become horrified.

I love music, books, video games, and hanging out with friends. I dig it when guys use proper English, and don't mind the fact that I talk like it's 1937. I tend to be reserved at first, but if you get to know me you'll find I'm pretty awesome.

As for why I'm on here.... I work with only women and then when I go out it's primarily to shows and as you can imagine I don't really run into any stellar guys at bars.
(whoaaaa, run on)

*Please bear with me as I work to scale this thing down. It's become clouded with ramblings and things I've written solely for my own amusement.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend hours a day being an absolute delight.

Music borders on being a religious experience for me, whether it's sitting at home, driving in my car zoning out or at a show I love everything to do with it. That being said one of my goals that I'm currently working towards is a journalism degree and writing about music someday.

But in the meantime I work at a spa/holistic health center and in addition to treatments I handle all of the media/advertisements (for the spa and yoga studio my boss owns-lots of graphic design), anything technology related and public outreach. Then at night I'm a one on one aid for an older woman, who I'm pretty sure has spent the last 104 years being a bad ass. Beyond that I spend most of my time hanging out with my friends and family (particularly my brother as he also fills the role of best friend with poor ideas and an even poorer moral compass).

*10/10 you can find me at a Sexy Teenager's show
I’m really good at
Making ridiculous lists.
Being the DD
Talking about dinosaurs or extinct sharks
Kicking it with old people.
Giving a brief history on rock (and by that I mean, punk, new wave, hardcore, indie, post- hardcore)
Telling a story in under five minutes
Not texting you every five seconds
Kicking your ass at every possible game you own
Mocking you for me kicking your ass
Swearing like a sailor on leave
Looking swell in hats
Responding to your messages in 4-7 business days
Making terrible puns
Responding with "cool story bro!"
White girl dancing, getting people to laugh at my sweet moves
Giving you that random fact you never asked for.
Texting like a stroke victim.
Being awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a pasty white Irish kid....the bad news is I'll blind you in direct sunlight, the good news is if it's a new moon and you can't find a flashlight....I'm your girl.

After my complexion probably the Saves the Day tattoo I have on my wrist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of the favorites :
Thursday, Joy Division, Saves the Day, Astronautalis,Circa Survive (also Anthony Green's solo work), Alkaline Trio, The Weakerthans, Midtown, Mineral, Bloc Party, Nightmare of You, The Gaslight Anthem, Dinosaur Jr., Elliott Smith, Jets to Brazil, The Strokes, The Honorary Title (and Jarrod Gorbel's solo work), Neutral Milk Hotel, Awolnation, The Get Up Kids, Coheed and Cambria, Hot Water Music, Small Brown Bike, Cursive, Emery, Phantom Planet, Beck, Radiohead, Weezer and Sexy Teenagers of course!

Current favorite song(s) gracin' my earballs:
Astronautalis- Astigmatism
The Weakerthans- Aside
Mineral- Parking Lot
Saves the Day- This is Not an Exit
Sexy Teenagers- Rochester's Burning


Genre wise I'm all about post-hardcore, hardcore, indie, (some) folk, (some) pop-punk, ska and occasionally new wave.

*Just found out that Third Eye Blind is somehow still a functioning band so consider them now on the list.

*MUSIC I HATE*
Country.
Dave Matthews.
Jack Johnson.
John Mayer.
Phish.

I find that if allowed I will spend the vast majority of my days reading.
Favorites being
Oscar Wilde (anything), Dracula
I, Elizabeth, Harry Potter, The Great Gatsby
To Kill A Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye,
Eyeless in Gaza

Also.
Marvel> DC

I don't watch movies nearly as much as I go to shows or read but when I do I enjoy a witty comedy, or something heavily influenced by Tolkien.
Favorites
Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit
The Boondock Saints, Bastards of Young,
Kill the Houselights, 24 Hour Party People,
Control, Donnie Darko, 300,
Fight Club, The Princess Bride,
Falling Overnight, The Life Aquatic

Shows:
It's Always Sunny
Archer, Home Movies
The Daily Show, The Colbert Report
Undeclared, The Oblongs, Bob's Burgers,
Arrested Development, The Mindy Project,
Big Fat Quiz Show, Being Human (British Version), The Golden Girls, Scrubs, New Girl, Workaholics, Whitest Kids U Know, Destination Truth

Food: Milksteak.

Side Note: If you're a vegetarian we're going to have issues. I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy shoving copious amounts of bacon into their mouth hole.
The six things I could never do without
Shark Week.
Family.
Sarcasm.
Music.
Friends.
Oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel. I spend way too much time thinking about time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
roaming around the South Wedge and/or Monroe, or asleep, because I work Saturday mornings.

besides, Tuesday Night Trivia is where it's at ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm going to just give you random facts instead.

I got most outgoing in my high school class. I'm still confused about it as I've always been shy.

I have a soft spot for Irish Catholic guys. I'm convinced my parents brainwashed me.

I'm pretty introverted so while I love going out with my friends, it takes a bit of time to decompress.

I'm well aware that my username is stupid. It originally was just trolosaurus. My mom said it made me sound like a dude, so I threw cute in front of it and yelled "you don't know me!"

Throw me a Tenor Sax and I can still play The Pirates of the Carribean theme song. It's okay to be jealous.

I go on imgur quite a bit, which means every time I see something pop up on Facebook days later I immediately judge you for being behind the times. I also dislike you for thinking 9gag is pretty okay. It is not, ever.

I enjoy making "calls it as I see it" jokes and following it up with "whale biologist."

I can still recite Hamlet's To Be or Not to Be soliloquy.

Both of my best friends are vegetarian. While eating dinner one night they gave me filthy looks for eating meat, so I slapped them both in the face with a rib. I regret nothing.

I have a slight obsession with making sure my cars are standard.

Speaking of; my car's name is Dee Reynolds and she's the love of my life.

I spend a decent amount of time looking up marine life facts. I'm fun at parties.

I like guys with tattoos. Not very private, but hey, this is the interwebz and momma didn't raise no fool.

If you have a tribal tattoo, I'll probably silently be judging you. (Unless you're an All Black....then it's acceptable). No offense, you just have terrible decision making skills and I hate you for it.

ALSO accurate.
http://imgur.com/gallery/Io2xJ

bwuahaha
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think awkward pasty girls are just adorable!

you work at h&r block and think doing my taxes for me could be a fun first date

*also helps if you don't wear shit with bling or anything Ed Hardy brah!