I am the quintessential traveler in pursuit of life, liberty and happiness. I truly believe in making lemonade out of the lemons of life and while at it sneaking in some ol' style fun and frolic.
Am known to the zephyr as the philosopher and jester, the one for wise council in times of tea, and footloose fun in times of ale.

The philosopher, gentleman, and pamphleteer

Donning two hats one of the student and another of the teacher. No it isn't as obtuse and philosophical as it sounds. I poison young impressionable minds by day ( lead them into mazes of calculus and statistics) and by night I make Machiavellian plans of spreading the evils of capitalism to the unsuspecting ( attend Business school to complete my MBA).

Knowing things of absolutely no utility or consequence to 99% of the world.

Teaching people things that are believed to be incomprehensible and uber boring (thermodynamics, logistic regression and such).

Being my own plumber, electrician and carpenter.

Making people think and laugh on the same note.

I could easily talk from now to judgment day and while we are there trick God into believing that he is late and should come back the following century with the forms filled out correctly.

I am patient and will eagerly listen and appreciate a well reasoned point of view.

Choosing favorites amongst friends is nether noble nor easy, but here is just a sampler with a disclaimer. The items listed my be subject to change without prior notice, and is subject to the trivial moods of the management and not to well argued discretion.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy; Siddhartha ; Catcher in the Rye ; Catch 22 ; Asterix comic books; The Lord of the Rings; The Tao of Physics ; The Argumentative Indian; The World is Flat; Freakonomics ; Freedom at Midnight.

The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Casablanca, Dr.Strangelove , Citizen Kane, Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le, American History X, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Rashômon, Modern Times, , Singin' in the Rain, The Great Escape, Cinema Paradiso, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Monsters Inc, Notting Hill, You've Got Mail

Well as for my gastronomic choices I would say "I eat, therefore I am."
From crocodile to escargot to good o'l Cheese Steaks they have all loved and lived in my gizzard.

A joke and an opinion, as for the other four spaces I will leave them blank, as experience tells me a few suitcases and a couple handbags later the girls in my life are still missing something important enough to drag me to the mall at 10 am.

four dimensional beings.

Either talking a friends ear off at a neighborhood bar or balancing beers on my belly while paying my share of the dole to the minions of Hollywood.

A lil mystery never killed anyone.... wait or did it.....

you have a sudden explicable urge to do so or want to make a sizable contribution to my Send Me to Europe Fund.