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27 Happy Valley, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:14pm
Asian, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Dropped out of space camp
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Czech (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Curtis and I like to do bad things.
I think it's cool.
Hood rat stuff with my hood rat friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want, whenever I want. Nam sayin?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Partying and poppin' bottles! Ya'heard!

Stackin cash and makin dem drop dat azz.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm so fresh! Damn its not fair! I buy slick threadz and then throw dem away after wearing dem once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Playboy and hustler are hella tight!

Not chick movies. They be cabbage!

That cooking show on Food TV with that hot Italian MILF!

West coast gangster rap and Baroque style orchestra! Don't be lookin' at me like that!

Steak and Lobster foo! Gotta be Ballin'!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


Weed & Jagger bombs!

Elevators and escalators. Stairs are for show offs and boxing movies.

MY Bed - Velvet, full of water and suspended by chains.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fackin' Magnets. How do they work?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Where you want to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saved a run away baby stroller speeding down a steep hill while on my skateboard after the child's grandparents lost control.

I then demanded a reward and did not return the said baby until my wish was granted!

Don't lose hope kids! Dreams do come true!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not intimidated. Sexy and fun! Down for the cause, Na mean?!

And Rich! But, not richer than me! I wear the pants!
Except in the summer, because then I wear shorts on occasion.