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cuttleslut

31 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm going to be in New York in October, so I'm putting my profile there.

DISCLAIMER -- Below are some facts about me. If you think that they are good things, then you might want to date me. Otherwise, you don't. I know myself pretty well.

I am open to a broad spectrum of relationship types:
• I'm down with being cuddle buddies. My screen name was chosen because of this (and, of course, to honor that worthy mollusk, the cuttlefish).
• I'm down if you have other lovers. I'm not jealous and I have a flexible schedule.
• I'm down with being "just" friends. (I have been accused of putting female friends in "the friend zone". Not really sure what that means.)
• When defining the relationship, scratch paper and a calculator may be used but textbooks are discouraged. I feel that people are entitled to design the relationship dynamic that works well for them, and have no obligation to fit within (or to avoid) the conventions of dating.

I have some emotional/intellectual oddities that some people like and some people don't:
• My favorite thing is learning. I will take you on a date to the library. I think it's hot if you offer to read a book aloud to me.
• I'm bad at remembering things like what day it is or where I parked. If you say, hey, everyone is bad that those things: you'll find that I'm worse.
• I work as a computer programmer even though I didn't go to school for it. I tend to like to do things that I'm not qualified for.
• Communication is really important to me. I often discuss personal matters in such frank yet abstract terms that people get concerned.

I imagine I am I actually test as
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ISTP INFP
Kinsey 4 Kinsey 1.5
Ravenclaw Huffelpuff
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You and I live in a turning point in the history of humanity. We may be on the brink of eliminating poverty worldwide. We may be on the brink of destroying the Earth's ecosystems. We are unintentionally creating a world-wide society out of our planet's many societies, and we collectively have to decide what its values and aspirations will be. I'm excited and terrified to be a part of it. I do my best to help.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a connoisseur of break-up songs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Open windos.
- Puffy chairs.
- A passport.
- Water that freezes into a crystalline form that is less dense than its liquid form.
- It would be nice if I could get a really spectacular headdress to wear on special occasions, so grand and shiny that people wouldn't notice that I am otherwise nearly naked, and yet not relying upon appropriation of some specific culture's headdress-making traditions.
- Free continental breakfast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ethics. Mathematical realism, formalism, and platonism. Algorithms. Compassion. Cognitive biases. The best way to articulate an emotion.
You should message me if
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You are collecting boys from all 50 states and are missing one from Nebraska.