Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very analytical and logical.
I'm caring and thoughtful.
I'm only occasionally sarcastic.
I'm very patient and thoughtful.
I like to eat and drink.
I love to travel and experience new things and cultures.
I am prone to being distracted by things that aren't
I enjoy crossfit.
I enjoy learning new things.
Oh, I like lists too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Answering a lot of questions on a dating website.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading maps and geography.
Random facts and trivia.
Anything listed in my self-summary, I suppose.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor and that I look like "that guy from 'the
office/40 year old virgin'."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Just started reading the Bourne series.
Movies: I really like movies. What I don't like is a crappy story
line, so often times chick-flicks and action movies don't appeal to
me. I mean, I like action, but if the story line makes me roll my
eyes, no thanks. The Bourne series, the rebooted Bond films, 'There
Will Be Blood', and 'No Country For Old Men' are favorites. I like
a good comedy like 'Dumb and Dumber', 'Zoolander', 'Anchorman',
Shows: Anthony Bourdain, Top Gear, Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead,
Big Bang Theory, Parks and Rec, South Park, Family Guy, Archer, the
Sopranos, Mad Men...
Music: A little of everything... I like Frank, all the way to
Metallica. Not big on country music though.
Food: Yes, please. Any and all kinds (within reason - I don't know
about eating dung beetles or anything still moving). I love meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Resisting the literal interperatation of 'what I could never do
-A smartphone. iPhone, in my instance.
-The internet. The answer to just about everything is there.
-Meat in my diet.
-Learning something new.
-Entertainment. My preferred form is film and television.
-My under-utilized passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Being on vacation somewhere.
-The DH should be abolished from baseball and the American League
should publicly apologize for ruining the game for so many
-What baseball games I would attend if I could travel through
-How I wish the ending of slavery and civil rights had been
accomplished 100 years earlier so that the Negro Leagues never
would have to existed and baseball would have been an even playing
field from its inception, as opposed to 1950.
-How I wish that could've been the case for every other facet of
society, for that matter.
-Astronomy, and how incredibly small we are.
-The seemingly impossible physics of space. For instance, a neutron
star's density is the same as Mt Everest being condensed into a
cubic centimeter. I mean really try to wrap your head around
-How I end up going on tangents.
-What would I do if the apocalypse happened riiighht....... now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner, drinks, relaxing... anything really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear glasses sometimes.
You should message me if
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... you'd like to get to know me on a personal level.
... You're Amy Schumer or Anjelah Johnson. Literally or
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