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39 M Van Nuys, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi, My name is Cal, and I'm in San Diego for a short time till I move to Van Nuys Aug 1. I'm looking for a real girl, and not some phony LA type. I'm also a Comedian, and aspiring writer. Truthfully I'm not like most guys... I do hope to find someone with an open mind, and a great sense of humor. A Politically incorrect sense of humor is preferred! I love music above anything else. I am also quite a movie buff, and would love to find a woman who is too. I'm more into independent films instead of the big budget Hollywood crap, and if you're into horror movies that's even better. Even though I'm not a couch potato I do have to watch certain shows regularly like Madmen, the Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, and anything with Ricky Gervais. Btw... Sorry to all you sports nuts, because unlike most guys I'm not a sports nut. That's right... A straight guy who's not into sports. I also don't play games, and I don't care to... I like someone with a creative side, and someone who has a dream, but most importantly I need someone who can be understanding about the fact that I travel for my job. Also... No gold diggers please! So if you like what you hear Drop me a line!!
What I’m doing with my life
Screenwriting, performing, and entertaining people...
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Critiquing movies even though I'm not a critic.
Finding the best burger in any city.
Making 90's mix CD's.
Shutting up drunk, and loud d-bags.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my sense of humor, and the fact that I am a genuinely nice, and kind person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: The Chris Farley Show, Steve Martin: Born Standing up, A Clockwork Orange, Catcher in the Rye.

Favorite Movies: Clerks, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Heathers, American Psycho, Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dawn of the Dead (Original), Fargo, Session 9, Black Christmas(Original), Let's Scare Jessica to Death, The Shining, Anything Wes Anderson...

Favorite music: Mazzy Star, Bjork, Neko Case, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, Velvet Underground, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Cowboy Junkies, David Bowie, Sleater-Kinney, Jeff Buckley, The White Stripes, The Sundays, Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Suede, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Pixies, Bikini Kill, or anything else Kathleen Hanna has ever done. Truthfully most punk in general, and no I'm not talking about Green Day.

I also love doing Yoga while eating soy, watching The Notebook 5 times a day, Girls night out, and quilting.
The six things I could never do without
Movies, Comedy, Pizza, Coffee, Lip Balm, and Hope Sandoval's voice...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Becoming a cast member of SNL, selling a screenplay, and finding the right girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing, and loving every minute of it...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a weird thing for 90's bands with female lead singers, I love dogs to the point that if I see one in public I have to pet it, and I am addicted to lip balm to the point that if I leave the house without it even though I know I'm coming back later, I may have to buy some before the end of the day.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a single female who likes movies, music, is kind, and has a great, and politically incorrect sense of humor.