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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:43am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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As a comedian, I tell dick jokes for a living. Mostly based here but tour to other parts of the country about once a month. I love indie flicks. Good films give me moviegasms. I don't understand sports so I will never force you to wear a jersey and pretend to root for my team. I'm the only dude from Boston who doesn't care about the Patriots or Red Sox. I'm moving to Florida at the beginning of September and I look forward to you ignoring my messages.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, performing, regrouping, and saving up after living in HelLA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impressions and treating karaoke night like an American Idol audition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my irresistible one pack. Buddha ain't got shit on this sexy beast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: The Chris Farley Show, Steve Martin: Born Standing up, A Clockwork Orange, Catcher in the Rye.

Favorite Movies: The original Star Wars trilogy, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Rock n Roll High School, Harold and Maude, Submarine, Heathers, American Psycho, Almost Famous, Lost in Translation, Once, Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dawn of the Dead (Original), Fargo, Session 9, Black Christmas(Original), Let's Scare Jessica to Death, The Shining, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Anything Wes Anderson...

Favorite music: Mazzy Star, Bjork, Neko Case, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, The Velvet Underground, The Innocence Mission, Beach House, The Smiths, Lykke Li, Zee Avi, Metric, Social Distortion, Cowboy Junkies, David Bowie, Chvrches, Sleater-Kinney, Jeff Buckley, The White Stripes, The Sundays, Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Suede, Wolf Alice, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Lana Del Rey, Of Monsters and Men, Pixies, Bikini Kill, or anything else Kathleen Hanna has ever done. Truthfully most punk in general, and no I'm not talking about Green Day.

Favorite TV shows: Orange is the New Black, Six Feet Under, anything Ricky Gervais, Breaking Bad, Madmen, Rectify.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Comedy, Pizza, Coffee, Lip Balm, and Hope Sandoval's voice. If one of the things on your list is GOD I'm pretty sure we'd be a bad match.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everyone is so offended all the time and why people love getting up early?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching The Notebook while crying myself to sleep. If you think I'm serious you're part of the problem.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear sneakers with Darth Vader's helmet printed onto the top of the shoes. Try not to get too turned on, ladies!
You should message me if
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You're kind, aren't religious, like dogs, movies, music, karaoke, and aren't PC.