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FunnyfromMA

40 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As a comedian, I tell dick jokes for a living. Mostly based in LA but tour to other parts of the country about once a month. Love indie flicks. Good films give me moviegasms. I don't understand sports so I will never force you to wear a jersey and pretend to root for my team. I'm the only dude from Boston who doesn't care about the Patriots or Red Sox. Fuck 'em all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working on a film project. Who isn't, in LA?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Treating karaoke night like an American Idol audition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My irresistible one pack. Buddha ain't got shit on this sexy beast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: The Chris Farley Show, Steve Martin: Born Standing up, A Clockwork Orange, Catcher in the Rye.

Favorite Movies: Clerks, Chasing Amy, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Rock n Roll High School, Harold and Maude, Submarine, Heathers, American Psycho, Almost Famous, Lost in Translation, Once, Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dawn of the Dead (Original), Fargo, Session 9, Black Christmas(Original), Let's Scare Jessica to Death, The Shining, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Anything Wes Anderson...

Favorite music: Mazzy Star, Bjork, Neko Case, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, The Velvet Underground, The Innocence Mission, The Smiths, Lykke Li, Zee Avi, Metric, Social Distortion, Cowboy Junkies, David Bowie, Chvrches, Sleater-Kinney, Jeff Buckley, The White Stripes, The Sundays, Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Suede, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Lana Del Rey, Of Monsters and Men, Pixies, Bikini Kill, or anything else Kathleen Hanna has ever done. Truthfully most punk in general, and no I'm not talking about Green Day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Comedy, Pizza, Coffee, Lip Balm, and Hope Sandoval's voice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where can I find a good NY style pizza in LA?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching The Notebook while crying myself to sleep. If you think I'm serious you're part of the problem.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear sneakers with Darth Vader's helmet printed onto the top of the shoes. Try not to get too turned on, ladies!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like puppies.