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cverduchi

39 M Van Nuys, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi, My name is Cal, and I just moved here from Massachusetts Aug 1. I'm looking for a real girl, and not some phony Hollywood type.

I'm also a Comedian, and aspiring writer. Truthfully I'm not like most guys... I do hope to find someone with an open mind, and a great sense of humor. A Politically incorrect sense of humor is preferred!

I love music above anything else. I am also quite a movie buff, and would love to find a woman who is too. I'm more into independent films instead of the big budget Hollywood crap, and if you're into horror movies that's even better.

Even though I'm not a couch potato I do have to watch certain shows regularly like Madmen, Sherlock, the Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, and anything with Ricky Gervais.

Btw... Sorry to all you sports nuts, because unlike most guys I'm not a sports nut. That's right... A straight guy who's not into sports. I also don't play games, and I don't care to...

I like someone with a creative side, and someone who has a dream, but most importantly I need someone who can be understanding about the fact that I travel for my job sometimes. Also... No gold diggers please!

PS. I get that women will simply dismiss a guy for simply wearing a backwards hat in a pic, but I only wear it when I do standup so the audience can still see my facial expressions, and dammit... It's a good pic. I'm also bald so if that's a problem then sorry... I was honest at least!
What I’m doing with my life
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Performing, and entertaining people...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Critiquing movies even though I'm not a critic.
Finding the best burger in any city.
Making 90's mix CD's.
Shutting up drunk, and loud d-bags.
Impressions.
Singing karaoke to Morrissey, The Smiths, the Sex Pistols, and sometimes even The Nightmare before Christmas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my sense of humor, and the fact that I am a genuinely nice, and kind person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: The Chris Farley Show, Steve Martin: Born Standing up, A Clockwork Orange, Catcher in the Rye.

Favorite Movies: Clerks, Chasing Amy, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Rock n Roll High School, Harold and Maude, Heathers, American Psycho, Almost Famous, Lost in Translation, Once, Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dawn of the Dead (Original), Fargo, Session 9, Black Christmas(Original), Let's Scare Jessica to Death, The Shining, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Anything Wes Anderson...

Favorite music: Mazzy Star, Bjork, Neko Case, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, The Velvet Underground, The Innocence Mission, The Smiths, Lykke Li, Metric, Social Distortion, Cowboy Junkies, David Bowie, Chvrches, Sleater-Kinney, Jeff Buckley, The White Stripes, The Sundays, Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Suede, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Lana Del Rey, Of Monsters and Men, Pixies, Bikini Kill, or anything else Kathleen Hanna has ever done. Truthfully most punk in general, and no I'm not talking about Green Day.

I also love doing Yoga while eating soy, watching The Notebook 5 times a day, Girls night out, and quilting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Comedy, Pizza, Coffee, Lip Balm, and Hope Sandoval's voice...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming a cast member of SNL, selling a screenplay, and finding the right girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing, and loving every minute of it...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own Star Wars vans... Try not to get too turned on ladies, I own way too many band Tee's, I have a weird thing for 90's bands with female lead singers, I love dogs to the point that if I see one in public I have to pet it, and I am addicted to lip balm to the point that if I leave the house without it even though I know I'm coming back later, I may have to buy some before the end of the day.
You should message me if
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You are a single female who likes movies, music, is kind, a little nerdy, and has a great, and politically incorrect sense of humor.