Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel more like Derp looking for Derpina.
My profile is long, pretty much a cynical minds rambling thoughts.
If you want to sit through the read enjoy it, it is more honest
than it probably should be for this medium.
(Mandatory reading for all people who go through online dating:
I love quality music of all genre but a good thought provoking
conversation is more soul enriching than anything else. I love
doing adventure and exploring type trying to expand my localtarian
style. But I also love the interwebs (see Narwhals and
I enjoy fitness and food it's something I struggle to balance
always. But I will always have room to explore new cuisine and
I find nothing more enjoyable than a quality in depth conversation
with someone. Yet also,"That's when you know you found someone
special, when you can just shut the **** up for a minute and
comfortably enjoy the silence".
“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've
lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static,
everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing, learning, listening, changing. I think if you aren't
perpetually moving forward in someway. You will stagnate and find
yourself in a state of misery for not letting your soul evolve.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being content in my own skin. Holding a conversation. Grifting the
internet of its useless knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm cynical and macabre, but I'm actually quite an easy
going person once you get to know me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I absolutely love reading, I try to get a variety of reading
accomplished. But I tend to stay rooted in the Fiction/Scifi
culture. If you have read Snuff, Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster
Casey, or anything in his catalog we should probably get some
Currently reading Brent Weeks : Night Angel trilogy.
I enjoy a good movie or tv show. However I feel they are a poor
atmosphere for getting to know someone. I can talk about it but I
don't enjoy doing them as a date thing. I will say that Firefly is
easily my favorite TV series and Fifth Element is my favorite
As long as a movie is well done I find it enjoyable in the right
setting. I don't usually opt for movies when with friends or dates
since I would much rather have a conversation, something to expand
As for TV I don't watch much of it, but I happen to have a serious
soft spot for awesome learning shows (Through the Wormhole, No
Reservations, Crash Course, Minute Physics)
All foods can be delicious and I really feel a good meal is a
strong pathway to fulfilling the soul. However one should work to
be satisfied never truly satiated. I have no particular dislike for
any specific type of food, I wish I could claim to be a gourmand,
but I barely even approaching a foodie level.
I egotistically call myself an avid music lover, but sadly I do not
contain the talent to be an audiophile. I'm into all types of music
so long as I find it quality. I've been collecting music for quite
some time now and I have a 160gig IPOD that is full at the moment.
Looking to purchase another as my phone is filling up rapidly as
well, I think in total I have around 25000 songs.
Just picked up some new/old music to listen to. Further Seems
Forever, The Band Perry, Black Viel Brides, Close Your Eyes,
Lindsey Stirling, A Downtown Motion, Opeth, Porcupine Tree.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This shit is semi stupid, like half of me wants to be all witty and
say sex and electricity. The other half is like no be serious,
people want serious so say food or water. No no say oxygen you
insolent boy. Either or if this list matters, we can discuss it in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff, I'm a guy so sometimes literally my mind is nothing but a
summers breeze. Other times it's a zombie apocolaypse. Or a cat
apocolaypse or social issues. Maybe philosophical issues or maybe
some new life altering introspective discovery. Or what new Jenna
Marbles video will be out.
New thought that is currently being worked on, discovering my power
As an update for myself only really...thinking about Hippos quite a
bit. Not my power animal, they are some mean modafakkas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my recent work schedule change and new nights off. I tend to
spend my sleepless hours reading, wasting hours easily, working out
or just sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I really don't have a "type" of woman I'm attracted to. I
think anyone can be special and beauty is in the eye of the
Though I have an unique fondness of Helena Bonham Carter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like a good conversation, I tend to be loquacious.
You know what Tough Mudder is.
You love Crossfit or some form of fitness.
You are comfortable with who you are.
Who are you looking for?
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