I feel more like Derp looking for Derpina.

My profile is long, pretty much a cynical minds rambling thoughts. If you want to sit through the read enjoy it, its more honest than is probably should be for this medium.

It is a tad cliche' to say this but I don't really find I come across well on this self blogged internet dating site.

Plus I have no idea how to sum myself up without condensing a waterfall into a clogged faucet. How can I say I adore listening to classical music but at the same time can spend an absurd amount of time doing mindless internet activites (See Narwhals or Giraffes). How I love quality music of all genre but a good thought provoking conversation is more soul enriching than anything else. Meh, guess that previous question is answered in this haphazardly written paragraph.

I could perhaps regale you with tales of my past, my exploits and feats. Yet I won't, I find that trite and worth far more in unlocking through discussion.

I enjoy fitness and food it's something I struggle to balance always. I love food, yet I'm striving to follow a paleo/caveman diet heavy on the raw and lean of things, but I will always have room to explore new cuisine and restaurants.

I find nothing more enjoyable than a quality in depth conversation with someone. Yet also,"That's when you know you found someone special, when you can just shut the **** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence".

“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.”

In my cynical nature, I find this site a circus. A vicarious playground for the imagination. The window shoppers delight as you peruse your product, see their likes, study their interests, marvel at their personality and scripted jokes. We judge their responses, questions and grammar. Most importantly we view them, as if we are products on display.
Plus no matter how original or unique we attempt to be, people will always google your profile "if you know this quote" or type then retype then edit thrice in hopes that the extra line of context will spark that ever so demanding first impression.
We gloss over pictures and personality looking for the one that gleams. However I find this absurd and comical, I can display any given information in these boxes. I can say and depict myself as any character I so desire by scripted out quotes and flushes out poems and paragraphs given to us by art and greater minds.

So take away this, your impressions of me are already made up. You view me, you read this, if even that, you have decided before we have even met.

Yet alas I still indulge this bad habit of mine to come on here and perform the exact debauchery I so described making me like most humans: a hypocrite to my own gripes.

Growing, learning, listening, changing. I think if you aren't perpetually moving forward in someway. You will stagnate and find yourself in a state of misery for not letting your soul evolve.

Being content in my own skin. Holding a conversation. Grifting the internet of its useless knowledge.

Is that I'm cynical and macabre, but I'm actually quite an easy going person once you get to know me.

I absolutely love reading, I try to get a variety of reading accomplished. But I tend to stay rooted in the Fiction/Scifi culture. If you have read Snuff, Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster Casey, or anything in his catalog we should probably get some coffee.
Currently reading Brent Weeks : Night Angel trilogy.

I enjoy a good movie or tv show. However I feel they are a poor atmosphere for getting to know someone. I can talk about it but I don't enjoy doing them as a date thing. I will say that Firefly is easily my favorite TV series and Fifth Element is my favorite movie.

As long as a movie is well done I find it enjoyable in the right setting. I don't usually opt for movies when with friends or dates since I would much rather have a conversation, something to expand my thoughts.

As for TV I don't watch much of it, but I happen to have a serious soft spot for awesome learning shows (Through the Wormhole, No Reservations, Crash Course, Minute Physics)

All foods can be delicious and I really feel a good meal is a strong pathway to fulfilling the soul. However one should work to be satisfied never truly satiated. I have no particular dislike for any specific type of food, I wish I could claim to be a gourmand, but I barely even approaching a foodie level.

I egotistically call myself an avid music lover, but sadly I do not contain the talent to be an audiophile. I'm into all types of music so long as I find it quality. I've been collecting music for quite some time now and I have a 160gig IPOD that is full at the moment. Looking to purchase another as my phone is filling up rapidly as well, I think in total I have around 25000 songs.

Just picked up some new/old music to listen to. Further Seems Forever, The Band Perry, Black Viel Brides, Close Your Eyes, Lindsey Stirling, A Downtown Motion, Opeth, Porcupine Tree.

This shit is semi stupid, like half of me wants to be all fucking witty and say masturbation, sex and electricity. The other half is like no be serious, people want serious so say food or water. No no say oxygen you idiot. Whatever, maybe if this mattered a little more you would ask.

Stuff, I'm a guy so sometimes literally my mind is nothing but a summers breeze. Other times it's a zombie apocolaypse. Or a cat apocolaypse or social issues. Maybe philosophical issues or maybe some new life altering introspective discovery. Or what new Jenna Marbles video will be out.

New thought that is currently being worked on, discovering my power animal.

As an update for myself only really...thinking about Hippos quite a bit. Not my power animal, they are some mean modafakkas.

With my recent work schedule change and new nights off. I tend to spend my sleepless hours reading, wasting hours on LoL or just sleeping.

That I really don't have a "type" of woman I'm attracted to. I think anyone can be special and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Though I have an unique fondness of Marla Singer and her "I want to have your abortion"

You feel like a good conversation, I tend to be loquacious.

You know what Tough Mudder is.

You love Crossfit or some form of fitness.

You are comfortable with who you are.