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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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Straight, Sapiosexual
Native American, White
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for someone with a good heart, friends, dates, or potential mates. All that mess being said, I'm a pretty open minded guy. Hello nice to meetcha! Stop by and say hey!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All of my waking hours are pretty booked up with work, exercise, goal setting and achieving, reading and studying; but I still manage to cram a lot of adventure (and sometimes yoga classes) into my weekends. I'm training to be an ESL tutor and hope to start teaching English in Latin America in the next year or two. I'm all about the quests and becoming an English teacher is my next one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Long pointless walks
Dog whispering
Explaining stupid Americanisms to foreign folks.
Defending the defenseless
Befriending the friendless
I can be a bit of a charmer....but not on purpose. It's just pheremones. That sounds like an awesome super power but it mostly just attracts bees.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some say I have an accent.

If I'm at the beach they're obviously going bananas over my bodacious chest hair.

I don't always have a beard...but when I do, I NEVER get tired of answering that "oh is there something stuck in your beard?" question. Sometimes I just tell people I'm hopelessly addicted to coke and I don't care who knows it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try anything once, food-wise. Goat curry (or anything goat) is always a hit with me. Chocolate goat's milk is on my to do list.

Music: I put David Bowie tunes on when I wake up to start the day feeling like a super cool, happenin' guy.

I read a lot and usually have 2 or more library books checked out at once. If you want to know what I'm reading right now you should ask me, fun conversation starter.

Shortbus, Slingblade, Naked Lunch, Gummo, Mister Babadook. I like my independent films to be thought provoking and gritty and reflect real life. Sadly I'm desensitized to scary movies but if you can show me one that actually scares me then I'll be very impressed.

Documentaries, Short films, claymation?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A kitchen or campstove.
A bed or sleeping bag.
Comfortable running, hiking, and climbing shoes.
Eating/cooking utensils.
A book or two.
My rockin' cool shades.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It feels like I don't spend enough of my money to be taken seriously for my age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shamelessly binge drinking in a deafeningly loud alcohol service establishment with $9 drinks!!! What ELSE would I be doing????

Nah I work, then running, biking or other exercise. Then YouTube. Then bed. I fist pump the entire time though so you know I'm still a hip, young Jimmy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm non religious, non political, and I don't watch spectator sports. I think that covers everything, so all the angry villagers can come and burn me at the stake now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you sing off key.
If you like your bars low key.
If you like your 80's movies hokey.
If you want to get midnight coffee and donuts. I know a good 24 hour place. Why do you think I'm exercising all the time??