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27 M Irvine, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:01pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey thanks for clicking on my smiling face! Take a minute to peruse my musings and my ramblin's so you can see if I'm the right man for you.

My ideal woman is intelligent, she doesn't take herself or life too seriously, and she isn't scared to be wild and go adventuring every now and again. Also grownups preferred ;) I'm an old soul who prefers the same. I don't discriminate against any genes, nationalities or belief systems.

I'm originally a Hoosier who moved here 2 years ago. It should be known that I'm about as materialistic as Jesus, but without the David Blaine-style street magic. I'm a minimalist with an active life and big plans for the future.
What I’m doing with my life
I exercise everyday, it's a great way to relieve stress and keep a high energy level. Work Monday - Friday at a cleanroom facility making bone grafts out of donated human tissue (ask me about it sometime! I'll bore you to death blabbing about demineralized bone matrix and bovine collagen)

I also draw. My subject matter is somewhat spooky/macabre and sometimes religous/otherworldly in nature. I'm also finally getting back into drawing comics/manga with ink and its looking very promising.

I read alot, was on a huge manga binge but finally switched back to grown-up books. (Honestly I only switched because I've already read all the good manga the 3 libraries in Irvine have to offer.)

Weekends I ride my bike (to the beach usually, but Irvine is great for riding in general) and hike, and now that it's summer I swim at the beach, oft-times utilizing fins. I also do some bouldering at Black Star Canyon which is divine. I most importantly follow commandment #1 : Chill.

I have a fulfilling and accomplished life but it would be even better if I had someone special to enjoy it with! *wink wink*
I’m really good at
Listening / Observing

Surviving in harsh environments with no food

Getting lost in the woods and finding my way back.

Starting a campfire

Finding free parking at the beach (I know all the spots..)

Job interviews

It should be known that I'm fascinated by ocean waves and can watch them (or float in them) for quite a while as I reflect on my life thusfar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I part my hair and comb it super-nice when I go to work so that my corporate owners don't command me to buzz it off like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

The parts of my irreplaceable youth that I HAVEN'T sold to corporate america, I generally look pretty wild. But I clean up pretty nice, like Robin Williams in Jumanji.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's where we sum up our personalities with a carefully chosen list of work from other artists that we use to define ourselves:

Tim n' Eric
Moral Orel
China, IL
Documentaries by Louis Theroux

Music: Unknown Hinson, Modest Mouse, Immortal, GWAR, Slayer, Pete Gabriel, Philbert Collins, Rammstein, Orchestral Maneuvoures in the Dark, Marilyn Manson Acoustic (look that shit up-brace for lifechange), Planet Piss, Snakes n' Barrels, David Bowie, Flight of the Choncords, The Police, Huey Lewis And The News, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Volume 10, Black Uhuru, Primus, Bright Eyes....there's more but..whatever.
The six things I could never do without
The dark side of Youtube
Fresh air and adventure on the weekend
My noble steed (bike)
My trusty vehicle
Lots of exercise
My George Foreman grill (so handy!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it all means!!!

Similarities between childhood religious indoctrination and childhood racist indoctrination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Naturally I'm cruising the scene showing off my tribals in an ironic sleeveless shirt, hooting like a dog and swagging in a fashion similar to that of an Authentic YoloBro™

Surely I jest! In reality I may go for a long walk or bike ride. Anime and late night movie viewing also occurs. I love $2 theaters.

P.S. I don't have tribals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I deleted my facebook last year. It's liberating.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy cinematic cheese from decades past.
You like to go on bike rides
You want to go to the beach.
You want to go on a hike.
You're tired of the same ol' mess and ready for something different.
You're on a whole 'nother level.
You've come home from the beach and found seaweed in your hair.
You want to go on roadtrips and see the hidden sights.

You want to spend an evening splitting a bottle of cabernet with crackers and goat cheese listening to songs that mean alot to each of us personally and talk deeply about the meaning of life the universe and everything. In the candlelight -_- that's right.