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28 Irvine, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, girl. Come here often? To this website? Damn, that was an awkward start, let me try this again.

Hello I'm Chris, how do you do? I moved here from Indiana about 2 years ago. The transition is complete, and I'm accustomed to atmospheric pressure, let's say. Irvine is loaded with infrastructure such as bike trails and parks, rendering it a town well-suited to my lifestyle. Anyone into hiking, bike rides or tennis would certainly be appreciated, activity buds can make things twice as fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I exercise everyday (not in the gym though), it's a great way to relieve stress and keep a high energy level. Work Monday - Friday at a cleanroom facility making bone grafts out of donated human tissue (ask me about it sometime! I'll bore you to death blabbing about demineralized bone matrix and bovine collagen.)

I love to draw. I draw comics and otherworldly things. I'm also my worst critic as many of us are.

I swim, bike, hike, mosey, meander, kayak, read etc. I have lazy times too of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shutting down Tea Partiers.

Befriending vicious dogs

Getting lost in the woods and finding my way back.

Awkward silences

Starting a campfire

Finding free parking at the beach (I know all the spots..)

Standing atop giant cliffs, boulders and mountains dramatically.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear workboots most of the time. I have flat feet and need ankle support. So that's just devastatingly sexy.

And I have braces. They come off at the end of the year.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's where we sum up our personalities with a carefully chosen list of work from other artists that we use to define ourselves:

Tim n' Eric
Moral Orel
Deadman Wonderland
Ghost in the Shell
Demon City Shinjuku
Ninja Scroll
Blue Gender (the series not the movie!)
China, IL
Documentaries by Louis Theroux

Music: Unknown Hinson, Modest Mouse, Immortal, GWAR, Slayer, Pete Gabriel, Philbert Collins, Rammstein, Orchestral Maneuvoures in the Dark, Marilyn Manson, Planet Piss, Snakes n' Barrels, David Bowie, Flight of the Choncords, The Police, Huey Lewis And The News, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Volume 10, Black Uhuru, Primus, Bright Eyes....there's more but..whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The dark side of Youtube
Swirlers ;)
A towel. What kind of hitchhiker would I be without my towel?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I need to accomplish today to get where I want to be 5 years down the road.

What it means to be a truly revolutionary character instead of an authoritarian or democratic character.

What were they thinking with that sequel to Highlander? I mean, damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Showing off my tribal barbed wire / flame armbands in a cutoff sleeveless shirt somewhere near the HB pier with a corona in one hand and a jager bomb in the other shouting "YOLO" and "WOOOOOOOO" at passersby.

Kidding. I work late so Friday night is usually relaxation night. The true excitement (hiking, bike rides, camping, beach, people to meet places to see) comes on the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As old fashioned as it sounds I actually want a real girlfriend/woman in my life not just a one weekend/one night thang.
You should message me if
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You know the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.
You enjoy cinematic cheese from decades past.
Your milkshake attracts all the felons to the outdoor recreation areas of their respective correctional facilities.
You think David Bowie's song about Andy Warhol is WAY cooler than his song for Bob Dylan.
If the Illuminati control your life. Stupid Illuminati....

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