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27 M Irvine, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:20am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm like a coconut. Hard rough exterior, soft sweet interior. Unfortunately the interior part only comes out for the right (respectful) woman.

I moved here from The Middle about 2 years ago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I exercise everyday, it's a great way to relieve stress and keep a high energy level. Work Monday - Friday at a cleanroom facility making bone grafts out of donated human tissue (ask me about it sometime! I'll bore you to death blabbing about demineralized bone matrix and bovine collagen)

I love to draw. I draw comics and otherworldly things. I'm also my worst critic as many of us are.

I swim, bike, hike, mosey, meander, kayak, etc. I have lazy times too of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening / Observing

Surviving in harsh environments with no food

Getting lost in the woods and finding my way back.

Starting a campfire

Finding free parking at the beach (I know all the spots..)

Finishing strong
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear workboots most of the time. I have flat feet and need ankle support. So that's just devastatingly sexy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's where we sum up our personalities with a carefully chosen list of work from other artists that we use to define ourselves:

Tim n' Eric
Moral Orel
Deadman Wonderland
Ghost in the Shell
Demon City Shinjuku
Ninja Scroll
Chew! (The Omnivore Edition)
Blue Gender (the series not the movie!)
China, IL
Documentaries by Louis Theroux

Music: Unknown Hinson, Modest Mouse, Immortal, GWAR, Slayer, Pete Gabriel, Philbert Collins, Rammstein, Orchestral Maneuvoures in the Dark, Marilyn Manson Acoustic (look that shit up-brace for lifechange), Planet Piss, Snakes n' Barrels, David Bowie, Flight of the Choncords, The Police, Huey Lewis And The News, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Volume 10, Black Uhuru, Primus, Bright Eyes....there's more but..whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The dark side of Youtube
Fresh air and adventure on the weekend
My noble steed (bike)
My trusty vehicle
Lots of exercise
My George Foreman grill (so handy!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it all means!!!

Similarities between childhood religious indoctrination and childhood racist indoctrination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Giving Dimmu Borgir a chance?

Singing Huey Lewis and the News into a hairbrush in front of a full length mirror?

On the block with my thang cocked possibly sittin' on a drop now?

Surely I jest! In reality I may go for a long walk or bike ride. Anime and late night movie viewing also occurs. I love $2 theaters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be kind of intense and a little dangerous...but it's worth it. That's what they keep telling me anyway.

I don't mean to sound racist but I prefer black and asian women.

I just know what works in my life and I stick with it.
You should message me if
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You enjoy cinematic cheese from decades past.
You like to go on bike rides
You want to go to the beach.
You want to go on a hike.
You like being dominated in the bedroom.
You're tired of the same ol' mess and ready for something different.
You're on a whole 'nother level.
You've come home from the beach and found seaweed in your hair.
You want to go on roadtrips and see the hidden sights.