So…Somehow you ended up at my profile. I would say “Welcome,” but I think that you most likely won’t find anything of interest here. I’m mostly just here to cure my boredom by occasionally taking quizzes, filling out a useless profile, and sporadically talking to people who message me. I do enjoy making new friends or getting pen-pals, so to some extent I don’t really care if you’re male or female. But you should know that you will most likely get nowhere with me if you’re interested in anything romantic. Unless you’re a millionaire….or have many exotic animals…or you are an astronaut. Or all three. In any of those cases: please send a picture of your money, animals, or space ship (or animals in your space ship made of money), and we will hit it off, I promise. In fact, you might as well start planning the very illegal wedding.

Regardless of my general pessimism about social networking sites, if you send me a message, changes are that I’ll reply. So, if you’re looking for someone to talk to, shoot me an email. I’ll get back to you – in anytime from a day to a couple weeks later. Don't be offended if I don't reply: I'm lazy.

Most of my friends say that I’m too jaded for being so young and much too cynical for anyone else’s good (or my own good, I suppose). I’m not a relationship person and I’m not terribly social. I really enjoy my own company and occasionally, the company of a few others. However, sometimes, I enjoy parties with a lot of people…but I would not enjoy them if I went out every night to them. I rarely sleep (if you need a 4 AM insomnia buddy, you’re looking in the right place) and I’m generally fairly active, though I do nothing quite well, like it’s my job, in fact.

When I say I'm Native American and White, as my little sidebar suggests, I am being vaguely misleading. It should most likely read: White and Native American, as there is a clear difference there because I'm mostly just pale. I only know half of my heritage, so the other half is a mystery. But, if it makes you happy, you can pretend I'm whatever. One of my friends likes to pretend I'm Jamaican.

God I got bored, apparently. I’m not done with this. But whatever, for now. Just, please don't take these couple paragraphs as any evidence that I'm actually invested in this site -- because I'm not.

Dear OkCupid, Here are five interests.

Nothing, so far. But I'd still like to keep it for a while to see. Its been fairly good to me, and I've been kind of an asshole to it: so our relationship, at the moment, is fairly strained.

You should message me if you think I look interesting and you think we could have something in common. Don't be looking for a relationship, though.