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cyberjockey

39 Silver Spring, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian (Okay), C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Elevator speech: I'm a big nerd in technology management, working with even bigger nerds.

Life story, abridged version: MA > CA > WA > MS > GA > Italy > WA > CA > AZ > MD
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
technology, business, stock, investing.

Traveling, Europe most likely.

gym. I like dumbbells.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
technology, notice a theme?

Standing - standing desks yay.

Reading - I love to read.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've already heard many times that I resemble Johnny Depp, or David Tennant; you'll have to do better than that! By the way, David - best Doctor ever
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To be discussed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
classified
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Travel overseas. I really, really miss Europe.

23 countries, 170 or so to go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
to be discussed
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never owned a TV.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have exuberance, charisma, empathy, brains, playfulness, and a sense of adventure. It wouldn't hurt if you brought the energy of Kara Thrace, the sharp tongue of an Elizabeth Bennett, and the brains of Temperance Brennan perhaps with the erudition of Camille Paglia thrown in for good measure.

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And finally, as if this was not long enough... TL; DR
You are a professional dog-walker, and your idea of a fun first date after dinner activity includes playing with the dogs, as if you are one too. Thanks to past experience, I am going to say I'm not your type and wish you great luck in finding your fellow "furry" guyfriend.

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Stay classy, no hookups, no polyamorists, no swingers!