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cybrojokers

42 M Roseville, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Damn.... Honestly, this has stayed blank for so long because I can't really summarize myself. Sorry, hopefully answering some of the other questions will suffice.

But one thing is certain ... I am a character.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been focusing on my creativity and getting back into shape. As a result, recent activities have included.

Creativity:
Writing a few stories I've had on my mind
Photography (both as model and photographer)
Occasionally drawing
Occasionally dabbling in film

Staying in shape:
Running
Exercise (Not at a gym)
attempting Parkour
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I may be really good at analyzing things to derive a probable of an outcome. I can't say that I'm especially good at this when it comes to anything in particular. I think I may be better at it when it comes to people. For instance, I commonly determine whether a relationship will last by taking information about the relationship into account. Of course it helps if I'm not personally involved and the person or people who are relaying me information are not lying or I can't tell if they are lying or not. I can derive information from being refused answers. I don't work especially hard at it. It must be somewhat of an innate sense. For instance, in a show like lie to me, they research expressions and then make very close observation to peoples actions and expressions to derive information. I don't do any of that, altho I have personally read and studied a lot of psychology and self help related books, watched a lot of talk shows in the past Dr.Phil, Judge Judy. I know that watching tv doesn't seem like anything, but you may be amazed at the deductive capabilities of some of these people and what you can actually pick up by just watching them do their thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First thing people notice is that I'm a white bald guy ...... wtf? How am I suppose to answer a questions about something other people notice about me? Feel free to let me know what you may notice about me so I can elaborate on this here question. LOL!! I would hope people notice that I have a good sense of humor, am intelligent ... and if they like white bald guys, attractive. LOL!! I do have an unusually high number of people tell me I look like Jason Statham.

Hey! You tell me what you notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When I read it's mostly non fiction. When I try to write it's usually fiction.
I like police shows. NCIS, CSI, Lie to Me, House. I seem to be somewhat of a fan of detective work and deductive reasoning.
I like tons of different kinds of music so this is mostly impossible for me to answer. I have liked Pop and Rock music the longest.
I really like various different foods. The more flavor or spicy the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 Water
2 Food
3 Friends
4 Family
5 Intellectual and creative expression
6 Physical contact

I really love my iPhone, and would not like to be without it, but I could totally do without it if I had to and I never play with my phone when there is someone present who deserves my attention AND is not playing with their phone. LOL!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing special. I could be just as much likely to be out partying, drinking or doing something special on a Monday as I am on a Friday ..... or nothing at all for that matter, there is nothing special about Friday night. There are people that I would go out of my way to do things with regardless of what day of the week it is and I don't feel I've wasted a Friday just because I stayed home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Most private thing that I'm willing to admit huh? I mean how private is something if you are willing to admit it. LOL! I'm going to go with pervert. Yeah, I think I might be a bit of a pervert. That can be or seem like a very bad thing I suppose, so maybe that would be considered something that generally I would keep private... but I'm posting it here, so, Hey! I must be willing to admit it. hahaha! Ok, queue the definition of pervert
Verb:
Alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.
Noun:
A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.
So, the verb form, yes! I always enjoy that. Likely is my artistic nature that would have me distort or corrupt what was first intended, the goal of course is always to make it better... this also then goes to the noun form, clearly if we are speaking of sexual behavior, then what is considered perverse is dictated by the beholder. I mean, maybe someone considers oral sex perverse... well, I like that. Sorry. And maybe, with regards to sex, I like to push on the boundaries a bit, thereby possibly distorting or corrupting what was first intended. This could very well make me huge perv.
You should message me if
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You are an interesting person and like to talk about interesting things ........ even if they might be absurd or conceptual. I use to be really shy as a child, I'm still considered an introvert, so I don't often choose to wade into large groups of people I don't know. I do tend to do ok at parties where I have at least one anchor, someone I know so I don't feel like too much of a castaway.