Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
BLUF (Bottom Line Up Front): Reasonably Attractive, Fit, Fun, Sane,
Financially Secure Professional seeks same (different gender
please) for Great Times, Fun, Excitement, Passion, Smelling the Sea
and/or Mountain Air, Meals, Movies and More...you get the idea,
Before I get started on the about me stuff, let me ask you
invisible browsers (you know who you are) to turn off invisible
browsing if you are interested. If you don't, I will never know you
I think that I am a very easy going guy. I am comfortable in the 4
B's (Blue Jeans, Black Tie (well maybe just a little
uncomfortable), Bathing Suit and Bathrobe (really comfortable in
I can pass the 3 most important tests that any girl could ever
1. I don't live with my mother.
2. I have a pretty decent job.
3. I am not married.
Apparently my test is getting mixed reviews...one person said they
were insulted, but most take it as intended...to be funny.
I consider myself pretty well rounded, and can chat a little bit
about most topics. I am a bit stronger on the math and science
side, but that doesn't mean that I can't appreciate the softer
things, especially if I have a great teacher.
In the interest of full disclosure, I should mention that I
identify as conservative, but it isn't so much about the social
issues that you ladies are so passionate about. I tend to think the
government has enough money, and should learn how to spend it
better. I really hate sending them enough money to pay cash for a
pretty decent car every year. I really like discussing and debating
politics, and feel like I have been fortunate to have spent several
years in DC to see what really happens. Please share your opinions
Let's just chat, go out and see if we hit it off. From there, who
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lining up multiple streams of income so that I can retire in 3-5
years with the same standard of living. It is looking good. I just
have to get the kiddos off the payroll. Working to live, but
certainly not living to work. I made that decision several years
back, and am very happy with it. I enjoy doing things, and seeing
my children(22/19)) growing and beginning to venture out on their
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, riding my bike, surfing the internet and reading lots of
Yahoo news stories. Making you happy ;-)
Attracting Catfish who give me their phone number with the first
message and have their account deleted within minutes. I must be
using the wrong bait!?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told my eyes, my smile, my monster quads (not really,
but if I was wishing...) and my butt. Yes, definitely my butt...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies, shows and books are always changing. I have just started
reading Super Crunchers by Professor Ian Ayers. I am also rereading
The Rickover Effect. Other recent reads are: Steve Jobs, The Lost
Symbol, Getting Back to Even, Bringing Down the House and of course
Fifty Shades of Grey (I had to see what all the fuss was
about)...very poor editing by the way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike(s), yes there is always room for more. Scratch the s...gave
away one bike to a deserving young lad. Now, I definitely need a
Coffee in the morning
The internet and my airbook/phone (so I can find my way around this
Yes, that too...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why girls in their 40's can't seem to sleep at night... Not that I
am complaining ;)
Why you would have a profile picture that was taken in a public
restroom...or any restroom? This is like the Guy topless shots that
you girls always say you don't care for.
What your username means.
What age range I should specify that I am looking for. I use 40-65,
but 40-60 is probably a better range. I don't want to leave anyone
out though ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You never know where I might be... happy hours, movies, dinner,
watching Spartacus (except it is over now), going to bed way too
early so I can get up and ride the bike. Unfortunately of late,
hitting the tarmac in the ATL after a week of business
Note: Game of Thrones is on Sunday night.
5/25: Wow! I didn't see that coming Cersei!
6/7: Stannis is officially on my shit list.
6/14: Really? Jon Snow...I am considering giving up on the series.
Tyrion better not die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't send a ton of messages to a bunch of girls hoping to get a
bite. I am told most of you get 50+ messages a day. That sounds
exhausting. If you want me to write, let me know by viewing me a
few times, liking me or messaging...then I will more than likely
write you. I am not afraid to make a first move. I just don't see
how you ladies can possibly keep us all sorted out.
If you have ink on your boob, we are not a match...anywhere else is
fine. The boob is sacred! I know...this is strange...it is just
Sometimes I check out the girls who like girls section just to see
what I might be missing out on. ;-)
My social and mother's maiden name will remain private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't care for me, but have a great friend that might. You
think I should just give up on this whole online experiment.
Your name is Blythe Danner. Gwyneth, please tell your mother to
You are a liberal...yes you read that right. Conservatives are
You are a brainiac, rocket scientist, nuclear scientist, doctor,
lawyer, etc. I like smart girls. I like to be challenged.
You are a member of the Tribe. I am not, but I seem to hit it off
with girls that are.
You want to go ride bikes, or have a drink, or eat a meal, or you
think I might be a little cute (especially this one), to tell me
what color my dot is. You can also message me just to say hi. I
like getting mail just like you do. You should definitely message
me if you are one of those naturally cute girls and/or you wear
glasses or a ponytail and especially if you can pull off the
naughty librarian look. Oh yes, if you have blonde or red hair or
blue/green eyes. Let's see what else...maybe a little tummy and a
pretty face. I am all over the map when it comes to what appeals to
me physically. A good friend once told me that they could just
never predict who I might be attracted to.
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