Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
this was non trumpet blowing before and tend to only get messages
from strange people so I'll actually try to sell myself (in a
metaphorical and legal way)
I'm 5'2, brown hair (at the moment) and green eyes. I'm very
energetic, can cook well but not bake, I am very passionate and
from a group excercise where people had to write adjectives to
describe a person, ones that kept occuring were funny, kind,
intelligent, hard working and blunt.
I've been single for nearly 2 years this is just down to not
meeting anyone worth being in a relationship with.
This has given me a lot of time to consider what i would like from
a relationship, I appreciate i could be looking for a needle in a
my ideal partner would be adventurous, up for experiencing what the
world has to offer and happy to travel the world, be intelligent...
not University Challenge style but not someone who hasn't read
anything since they were 12.
they also need to be funny and playful, lifes too short to be
serious, what i would like to be doing in a relationship is cooking
breakfast in bed on the weekend then getting up and going on an
adventure somewhere, getting back and watching a movie, playing
drunk board games or xbox together... i have a very active mind and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a bathroom designer and work closely with plumbers. I
love my job as i get to sit drawing pictures all day and have some
amazing banter with the customers theres not many jobs i could get
away with tricking the assistant manager into phoning a gay sex
i rent a house as Its difficult to get a mortgage alone and i don't
intend on staying in this area too much longer.
enjoy running, learning, *coughs* drinking (occasionally and never
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, innuendos, quizzes, making things and cooking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bernard Cornwell books, the lion king, Braveheart, Baseketball,
Spartacus tv series, 80's rock, Italian food and roast chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fun, sunshine, making people happy, work, adventures and google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really pointless things that I end up googling, I have amazing
random knowledge that will never have any use.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching some breed of 90s comedy like bottom or Father Ted, or out
with friends either a nightclub or beer garden.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your first question isn't going to be would I like some hot fun/to
give you head/to engage in some strange fetish (seriously had a guy
asking if I would like to pretend to breastfeed him while I spank
him through his nappy. Not my cup of tea....
you enjoy banter and like the look and sound of me.
you think you might be my needle
you're a Nigerian Prince that wants to transfer me some money
you don't own a cardigan or have a massive beard (stubble is
bonus points for Welshmen, making me laugh and not saying "hi"
riveting stuff that.
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