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28 Worcester, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:04pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Mostly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm probably not a typical woman. I don't like wine, ice cream or sex and the city, x factor, soaps (as in tv ones I do wash!) Or chick flicks.
Where I do take care of myself and do all the make up and grooming and things my interests are pretty much the same as they were as a 12 year old tomboy.
I'm pretty good at computer games, have a dirty and questionable sense of humour, am very mischievous and apparently I'm hilariously funny and talk very posh.
I make an epic cottage pie and a pretty good sandwich.I'm independent, stubborn, and driven but also pretty laid back, it will take a lot to draw me into an argument, I don't want to be looked after I just want an equal that likes fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a bathroom designer and work closely with plumbers. I love my job as i get to sit drawing pictures all day and go out drinking for free on 'business' and have some amazing banter with the customers theres not many jobs i could get away with tricking the assistant manager into phoning a gay sex hotline.
Aside from that I love animals and being near them, love castle adventures, nights out in Cardiff and theme parks. I have a very high IQ but I'm not above acting like a child.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, innuendos, quizzes, making things and cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hate to say it but boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bernard Cornwell books, the lion king, Braveheart, Baseketball, Spartacus tv series, 80's rock, Italian food and roast chicken sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fun, sunshine, making people happy, work, adventures and google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really pointless things that I end up googling, I have amazing random knowledge that will never have any use.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching some breed of 90s comedy like bottom or Father Ted, snapchatting silly things and generally making a nuisance of myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't ride a bike
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your first question isn't going to be would I like some hot fun/to give you head/to engage in some strange fetish (seriously had a guy asking if I would like to pretend to breastfeed him while I spank him through his nappy. Not fridgid by any means but nor am I desperate or deranged.
You are not a pretentious wanker that is writing a novel in Starbucks cause you still live with Mummy and don't have to go to work.
It is not your only intent to make me look at pictures of your penis.
You can differentiate between your and you're and there, their and they're.
Also a little tip, it's painfully obvious when you're sending a generic message, always a good idea to mention something specific about the lady, a 300 word long message about yourself or sending the same message 40 odd times just shows how many birds you're trying it on with without success.