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My self-summary Propose an edit

No one knows what to put here. What can you say that lets someone else know who you are? I am who I am. Nice. Weird. Fun. Hilarious. Nerdy. Charming. Cute. Funny. Difficult. Sleepy. Awesome. Hard working. Outgoing.

All I can say is, I guess I'm a nice guy. I'll hold the door open for you. I'll order for you at a restaurant. I listen. I'll give you a ride to the airport. Sure, you can borrow my book. (Probably not, on the last one)

I'm the cute nerdy guy next door. Come over and say hello sometime.

See, if you laughed at that last line, you at least have to message me :P

[This is the default essay OkCupid fills in for new users who haven't written about themselves yet.]

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• lv2whyn

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I work about 43 hours a week. I am writing philosophy papers for school. I go to nerd night and play Settlers of Catan, Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, video games, and drink. I'm also saving up money to buy my first house. Yes, I'm fiscally responsible. Suprising for a 25 year old I guess. I also brew beer, ride motorcycles, screw around on the internet, provide tech support to my family, watch movies, make jokes at your expense, eat great food, and look incredibly dreamy while doing all of the above. HA.

Short term-ish goals: (within 2.5 years)
Save up money to buy a house
Travel
Pass my philosophy class at City U. Go work! Thanks for paying the bill.
Get decent at photography.

Intermediate term goals: (within 5 years)
Get married (not afraid of commitment, scary, I know)
Travel
Learn a language (suggestions welcomed)

Long term-ish goals: (within 10 years)
Have kids
Travel
Open my own bar
Live abroad
Learn another language (suggestions welcomed)
Make billions being an international rock star / actor a la Marky Mark
Buy an island

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Everything.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I will make you laugh. That and my charming good looks :P

First impressions lend falsehoods about me. I can seem childish and sporadic (the latter is sometimes true). In the long run people find out that I always have a plan, but I may not mention it. I like to have fun with life. This is important. The rigmarole of life needs defusing.

I can be quiet or loud. Usually when I meet people it's in a scenario where I am the latter. I spend the majority of free time alone. This isn't necessarily what I want, but I do need quiet time.

I will probably offend you. I say what I think. Ask me a question and you will get an honest answer. My humor can also fall under this section. Not always, but sometimes.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

books: classics, action novels, philosophy, religion, pop authors, whatever as long as it's not too cheesy; currently reading: Bird by Bird - Anne Lamott

movies: action/suspense movies are by far the best, some comedies are good too though. american beauty, american history x, indiana jones, the fifth element, the princess bride, pirates of the caribbean, invader zim, the saint, snatch, the untouchables, slc punk, shawshank redemption, big fish, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

music: explosions in the sky, reel big fish, blink-182, anything except country and gangsta rap. sigur ros, stars, the album leaf, the saxon shore, el ten eleven, foo fighters, radiohead, donots, aquabats, zebrahead, offspring, my chemical romance, jack johnson, iris i, something vital, mogwai, space, system of a down, avenged sevenfold, the almighty truth. I recently found pandora.com. Delicious.

food: thai, indian, anything except seafood, I'll eat SOME sushi (mainly tempura), no soy really, hummus is delicious, wine, beer, liquor, whatever, the spicier the better. I go to Trader Joe's for lunch. I'm trying to eat healthier.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

short answer:

backrubs, sunshine, naptime, intellectual conversation, sarcasm, warm showers

long answer:

- backrubs: I ride a motorcycle, play drums, work on a computer. My back hurts... please rub it. This reminds me I need to figure out how my insurance works. I think I can get free massages.

- sunshine: I've lived in Seattle the last 10 years. I miss it! After this long winter I've come to realize how much I miss it. I may need to move to rectify this. Recommend any good places?

- naptime: mmmm... I'm sleepy. I usually don't get naptime, but it was great when I could take advantage in college. I have the softest bed ever and would like to take advantage more often during the day. Sadly, time (and work) let me take advantage much less than I would want. Don't you think it's great the take advantage part keeps lining up. Apparently, my lining up doesn't work in all browsers :(

- intellectual conversation: I'm a smart guy. I need someone to talk with.

- sarcasm: Yeah, I don't need this.

- warm showers: I have one of those nifty double heads from those airplane mags. It's the best. Showers are the time where I can think without being bothered. 15 minutes at least.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

pirates, movies that I just saw, grammar, sex, computers, dumb people, a minimalistic lifestyle, money, a new computer, ninjas, learning other languages, my asshole roommates, your mom, the future, why Jon Stewart isn't the president, how to move without making new friends, why you haven't messaged me yet, work, investments, what I want to do for a living, am I too verbose, do I not say enough, when will that last batch of beer be ready,

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

__________ and getting ready to wakeup at 7 am for work. I work as a technical supervisor in a call center so I have an offset work week. Thursday is Saturday and Saturday is Monday! I just moved so now I don't have a typical Friday as represented by the underscores.

I wish they would just let me sleep but noooooooooooo... Someone has to talk to the angry/dumb people. BUT GOOD NEWS IS NOW I ONLY HAVE TO WAKEUP AT 7 INSTEAD OF 6!!!

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I like being the little spoon.

I talk in my sleep and sleep diagonally.

I have a plan but I won't tell you what it is.

My other language is Loud Spanish-speaking Robot.

I have more shoes than just my motorcycle boots but I choose not to wear them (unless I've got a suit on).

I hate being single because when I am, I don't have a best friend.

Older women drive me crazy. (in a good way)

I analyzed the OK Cupid algorithms so that I know how to (and do) have a higher match percentage with you.

My personality type: ESTP

My love language: Physical

It is depressing to me that I am the Billy Goat.

I just keep adding stuff to get 100% on OKC. I'm a completionist.

Feet freak me the fuck out. Yours better be normal looking and clean. Dirty.

I want a hot dog dog. That is not a typo.

You should message me if Propose an edit

If I message you. Or if you think we would get along. I am at the point where all of my friends have girlfriends and it would be really nice to go out to dinner and a movie with them. I need a 6th wheel for my 5th wheel. This does require you to be relatively local. I don't want a long distance relationship (unless you are from some place cool like Antarctica, man I love those penguins)

Even though I'm pretty loud, I really enjoy just hanging out at the house. I almost always prefer a night in with friends than out at the bar and I despise clubs. This doesn't mean things don't get out of hand though...

If your perfect date is either: a) movie on the couch + dinner; b) something active (rock climbing / shooting / playing catch???); c) getting dressed up going out to an elegant dinner and maybe a show (you have a dress on for this one); d) all of the above

My generic search is 22-28 F, less than 5'9. But, hey, suprise me.

I have decided a need a whole bonus point section (this is my "type" I guess, but in the past it hasn't really worked out so...)

Brunette (or black)
Glasses (so hot)
Nice legs (this is for that whole cocktail dress thing)
French tips (:P)
You know craniosacral and need to practice

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