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  • cynicalcynic17

    27 Monongahela, PA Man

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    I’m looking for

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    • Ages 18–30
    • Located anywhere
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    My details

    Last online
    May 28
    Orientation
    Straight
    Ethnicity
    White
    Height
    5′ 11″ (1.80m)
    Body type
    Overweight
    Diet
    Mostly anything
    Smokes
    No
    Drinks
    Not at all
    Drugs
    Never
    Religion
    Atheism, but not too serious about it
    Sign
    Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
    Education
    Graduated from two-year college
    Job
    Other
    Income
    Rather not say
    Status
    Seeing Someone
    Type
    Strictly monogamous
    Offspring
    Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
    Pets
    Speaks
    English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)
    My self-summary
    Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
    Alright, let's get this out of the way first, shall we? You know I'm fat. I know I'm fat. If that's a problem then don't bother me, but if it's not, and you can wrap your mind around it... Talk to me. I don't bite. Not you anyway...

    I am a standup comedian. My favorite movies are comedies although I'll watch and enjoy almost any kind of movie. I enjoy writing, entertaining, and politics. I am a diehard Pittsburgh Steelers and Pittsburgh Penguins fan. If you ain't down with that, I got two words for ya (They would be suck it). I am wanting to learn to play guitar... I have one but need to get someone to teach me (Girlfriend, looking at you). Before I die, I want to see Scotland and win an Academy Award. Neither are very realistic, but what the hell?

    I'm also in love with the girl of my dreams. I'm just here for quizzes, and that's pretty much all I was here for in the first place, although I enjoy meeting new friends.

    I acknowledge that I'm not much to look at (although my girlfriend implores otherwise, and she is always, ALWAYS right about such things), so I make up for it by being a good friend, and being silly and a whole lot of fun. My friends are lucky to have me in their lives. If you're intrested in being friends, drop me a line, and you may learn to love or slightly tolerate the Doctor Of Cynicisim.

    I am Funny, Friendly, and Happily In Love
    What I’m doing with my life
    Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
    Continuing to expand myself. I would like to learn to play guitar, as well as see all 50 states, and everywhere in between. I'm working towards a trip to Sydney, Austrailia.
    I’m really good at
    Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
    I'm an excellent actor, and can do many voices and impressions. I have a talent for writing and speech making, and I also can oddly remember dialogue from any movie I've seen. I also know just about everything about every one of our U.S. Presidents... Go ahead... Challenge me... I dare you.
    The first things people usually notice about me
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    My sense of humor, or my deep voice.... Or my fat ass, take your pick....

    I also have a theme song... No, I'm not telling you.
    Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
    Help your potential matches find common interests.
    Book: No particular favorite, I am a recreational reader.

    Movies: Anything good. I'm down for everything.

    Music: Classic Rock all the way.

    Foods: PIZZA!!!! And spicy foods...
    The six things I could never do without
    Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
    My Love, Humor, Books, Fun, Mind control (MUAHAHAHAHA), The Computer
    I spend a lot of time thinking about
    Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
    Politics. I'm a bit of a junkie when it comes to my politics and candidates. After thinking through the issue of the War in Iraq, I believe we are over there for the wrong reasons. I am not a fan of George W. Bush or his policies. I am a registered Democrat and I voted for Barack Obama in both the primary and general election.

    Religious issues are also something to think about. Though I doubt the existance of God, I am more than willing to listen to someone's reasoning of just the opposite.

    How well the Steelers are gonna do each season, and how much money I could've made for the past 17 years if I had bet ten million dollars that the Pirates would have a losing record. Seriously, seventeen straight years of being the worst in baseball is absolutely unacceptable. Go Pens! Stanley Cup Champs, baby!!!!
    On a typical Friday night I am
    Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
    Talking to the love of my life. Or working... Sometimes both.
    The most private thing I’m willing to admit
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    I'm insecure, and am multi-phobic. If you guys tell anyone that, I will deny it up and down!

    I'm a recovering alcoholic. It was not uncommon for me to knock back 30 cocktails in one sitting. Usually more. I would recreationally use drugs such as LSD and I smoked cigars. After health crisis' I have given it up in favor of a healthier life for my loved one.

    I was also homeless for a time. Don't really feel like discussing that, though.
    You should message me if
    Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
    You want to... Go ahead... I'll talk. It's all good here.