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cynicalityx

25 Omaha, NE Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hiya! My name is Lee. I'm fairly outgoing and have been described as extremely quirky (e.g., large hand gesticulations, bizarre sound effects, strange faces/voices, etc.). I'm easily entertained, easily excited, and easily startled.

I dabble in a lot of things, but am not particularly great at anything. I'm pretty boss at skipping stones. I can swing super high on a swingset. I sing and dance constantly. I like beer and scotch, and I love the smell of pipe tobacco.

I graduated with an MSc in Forensic Anthropology from the University of Edinburgh in Scotland.

I have two cats and a dog. My cats are mixed breeds named Sammy and Aidan. My pup is a German Shorthaired Pointer named Greta (although she doesn't live with me at the moment).

Although I am pansexual (feel free to Google that), I have zero interest in being any one person's (or couple's) accessory. I am, in fact, a human being. I am not a prostitute, so keep your lewd comments and monetary offers to yourself. Cheers!

NOTE: Individuals younger than myself, PLEASE stop messaging me. I have zero interest in dating anyone younger than my own age. I'm sure you're a swell person, but you're very much not for me. Also, protip, no 25 year old woman wants to get a message from an 18 year old boy saying, "hey sexi u wanna cum ovr n have a gud time?" Because no, no they don't (at least 95% of the time).
What I’m doing with my life
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As mentioned previously, I now have a Master of Science. My plan for now is to work full time to start saving up money while I continue studying independently and (hopefully) eventually find a job in my field. I've recently started looking into training in wildlife/animal rescue and rehabilitation. Through all that, I guess my main goal is to really enjoy my life and keep myself and my pets alive. Haha.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a dabbler. I do ballroom dancing which I fully enjoy and am decent at, and I also do a bit of calligraphy which I am not great at, but keep attempting to do. I can perform a multitude of songs in a highly melodramatic fashion, do puzzles, and help you fuck up DIY projects.

Other than that, I used to be a competitive swimmer - and was actually pretty good - but had to quit after receiving surgery on both my shoulders for impingement syndrome and bursitis.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am quite outgoing, I tend to laugh and smile a lot and I'm not afraid to start conversations and meet new people so I guess that would be what people first notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Pride and Prejudice, which is a fucking classic, so get over it. I dig it. I'm currently forging through House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (my third attempt) and refuse to scare myself away from it this time. I read a lot. Like A LOT a lot. I like sad books. I like scary books. I like intense books. I like classic books. I just really like books.

My favorite movies are probably Hot Fuzz, Ladyhawke, and Pan's Labyrinth. Quite varied, I know. That being said, I really love horror movies - good ones freak me out and bad ones are just funny. One of my favorite horror films is Event Horizon because, you know, wow. I used to watch The Abyss obsessively as a child - I was probably secretly hoping there was a magical alien city under the water that I would somehow discover and in which I would be able to live. Oh, also Memento. And Perfume: The Story of a Murderer! Yeah, I love psychological thrillers. Oh, oh! Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Yes, that is one of my favorite comedies.

I don't watch a lot of TV but one of my favorite (1-off) shows is Harper's Island. I watched The Returned, which is a French horror/thriller show airing in the UK, and it's brilliant. I'm pretty bad at keeping up with shows, but I do watch Doctor Who and I've recently started watching Game of Thrones (my best friend's influence) and American Horror Story (a co-worker's influence). Oh my god, how could I have forgotten Spaced?! It's so fucking fantastic, and who can say no to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost?

As far as music goes, I love classic rock, so some of my favorite bands are Styx and Journey. Queen, The Doors, Billy Joel - all great stuff. I really love intensely emotional music - the type of music that's so ethereal that it's almost eerie. I totally am into Damien Rice and Elisa's music, and I listen to a lot of foreign language music because, even though I can't understand what they're saying most times, I love interpreting the music through the tone of their voice. I've recently gotten into Edith Piaf - she's French, and her voice and her music are so beautiful.

Food is easy - I'm very particular about texture, but my two favorite foods are sushi and gyros.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can be pretty spacey, and my mind wanders a lot, so unless I have a problem I'm working through (either personal or work-related) my mind probably isn't settled on any one thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy going out for a few pints at a quiet pub. I enjoy staying home to read or play video games. I enjoy hanging out with a group of friends. I enjoy going out dancing. I enjoy skulking around parks and cemeteries, going for walks, and/or playing kids' games (like hide-and-seek). I'm pretty much down for anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am terribly arachnophobic. If I see a spider in the room, I have to keep an eye on it so it doesn't disappear and attack me when my guard is down. If one gets on me, I will spasm and flail about - uncontrollably screaming - until I think it is no longer on me and I am safe. I refuse to kill spiders because I am afraid they will dodge my attack, and then jump on my hand and proceed to eat and/or immediately kill me as revenge. I know none of this is logical, it's just the way it is.
You should message me if
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If you think I'm bitchin' and want to chat or hang out, then - by all means - message me. Right now, I'm pretty focused on just meeting new people with which to hang out and have a good time.

Please, dear god, don't even consider asking me for a date unless you have a dependable mode of transportation. I am over being chauffeur.