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cynicprime

31 M Canoga Park, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's a lot to be said for introspection, and a lot of people who spend their time saying it, so I'll be as brief as I can.

I am kind, fun, funny, willing to go so far past the extra mile for people that it shocks them, and perpetually looking for something or someone that makes me think and grow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I manage a friend's comic shop, study/perform in Second City Hollywood's improv conservatory program, look for new books to read and stare blankly at an equally blank computer screen while trying to write...

Also, on good days, I meet new people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Banter.
Knowing what episode that quote came from.
Remembering what we were talking about when the conversation goes off the rails.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I arrived at least 5 minutes before they did...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I am a huge fan of The Great Gatsby, Guns of the South, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy (which is 5 books), Good Omens, Born Standing Up, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, The Sisters Brothers...and too many more to mention.

Movies: Wall-E, Chaplin, Monsters, Inc., Singing in the Rain, Hans Christen Anderson, The Muppet Movie, Brazil, The Rutles, A Simple Twist of Fate, Clerks II, Juno, Ghostbusters, 50/50...

TV: The Office (U.S. & U.K.), Doctor Who, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Law & Order, Firefly, House, Countdown, The Rachel Maddow Show, Project Runway, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Critic, West Wing, Heroes, Animaniacs...

Music: What's your pleasure? I'm eclectic. Also, go immediately to www.vaudandthevillains.com and enjoy like crazy.

Food: Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Conversation. I would go insane without someone to talk to.

2: Performing: Feed the soul, and the rest will take care of itself.

3: Beatles music: The Beatles had a unique ability to tap into and sooth all emotional states.

4: My Spaceship: It goes "SCHWOOMP" when I turn it on.

5: A good pillow: I hate stiff necks.

6: Good Sushi: Not every day, but often.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the name of my travelogue, band, album, burlesque dancer, restaurant, etc... should be, which is based on two interesting words that were just placed next to each other in a sentence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Building a nuclear reactor out of common household items... TRUE STORY!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I built this city on rock AND roll.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Something in my profile caught your eye.

You feel the need to randomly sing a showtune.

You've guessed what color I am thinking of, right now.