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24 Westlake, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 9, 2014
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Sorry guys, I have a girlfriend now, so I'm probably not going to check this much and I'm no longer looking. Friends are always cool though*

I'm Kelli.

I'm a weirdo. I'm really into music, tattoos, and cats. I love going out and exploring or getting rowdy with my friends. During the week you will find me rummaging around my apartment, marathoning parks & rec or whatever random show i find on netflix while my kitten runs around in her minnie mouse sweater wreaking havoc.

I have 4 snakes, 7 betta fish, and 2 googly eye goldfish.

My cat's name is Marceline the Vampire Queen.
Yes, she is very mean.

I love drawing, writing, reading and cooking. I alternate between these four extremes pretty much monthly. Lately, I've been cooking. I can make mean cajun shrimp fajitas, and the best chocolate chip cookie peanutbutter s'mores bars.

I also love sloths.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an Executive Assistant and Marketing Specialist at a water remediation company in Wooster, OH. We make fancy sand that cleans nasty crap out of the water and could potentially save the world (:

I have my own place, my own ride, and a real-people adult job.
I'm pretty independent and self-sufficient.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
art, my job, taking care of animals, fucking things up, cooking, giving head, talking to strangers when I'm drunk, and getting into and out of trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like I'm 15.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, John Green, or Chuck Palahniuk.

My best friend and I try to see a new movie that comes out once or twice a month. Thor 2 was super sweet, I saw it twice.

Anything on Netflix. I really like murder mystery shows. Been obsessed with Dexter and Supernatural lately.

Tigers Jaw, Seahaven, Balance and Composure, The Story So Far, BMTH, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Bayside, La Dispute, Sage Francis, The Flatliners, The Gaslight Album, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Of Mice and Men, Fleetwood Mac, Manchester Orchestra, The Weeknd, Ellie Goulding, Ace of Base, Teenage Bottlerocket, Rancid, The Distillers, Neck Deep, The Bouncing Souls, RX Bandits, A Wilhelm Scream.

Mac and Cheese, Buttery Nipple Shots, Pizza, Salads, Blueberries, Cherries, Watermelon, Fathead's Vanilla Beam Me Up Stout, Grilled Cheese, Pasta, craft beers, shrimp, Margaritas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family/best friends
My bed
My cat
Macaroni and cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The shape kind of macaroni and cheese, work-related things, how weird life is, animals, my two best friends that moved out of state, my cat, what tattoo i'm going to get next, how to invent a teleportation device.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my way back to Cleveland from Wooster, and then probably out doin something with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have my cat's face licking her lip in a victorian frame tattooed right by my ass.

I'm pretty gay, but I have an unhealthy obsession with beards.
has all of my private details, if you are interested.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to.

If you're a boy and I didn't respond, chances are you either said something inappropriate or it's just coz i'm super gay.

I'm not into couples. I'm not into threesomes.