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d3sertcat

25 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Work hard, play hard, recharge and repeat. I'm always emerging from the ashes of a previous weekend, ready to party. I'm a classic ENFP with extremely high extroversion and I'm deeply empathetic.
Seeking affection, reciprocity, and companionship from folks with the maturity and capacity for patience and attentiveness.

I've lived in Minnesota for seven years, and in Minneapolis for three. I don't get lost around town anymore, and it's such a relief--plus I feel like I know some good faces and places all over the city.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running laps around a restaurant, which I don't intend to do forever but it's been very satisfying for the time being. Totally hooked on the instant gratification and speed of the service life.
My work/life balance is totally out of whack and it's something I'm trying to get under control. I'm getting better. Slowly.
It's difficult because I prefer to be overworked and stressed--it makes me feel purposeful, and I get bored easily otherwise. But I'm also noticing that I've neglected certain aspects of my life (like being domestic) that I need to work on. Can you help?

Downtime is spent staring at my cat or making friends with the bartender.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling.
Stories.
Drinking.
Convincing other people to drink with me.
Being a big distraction.
Keut animal videos.
Drawing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've gotten several comments recently that I look like James Franco. I think it's because I'm growing out my hair.

I'm the uninvited DJ at your house party and everyone is having a better time because of me.

Friendly and excitable with lots of handshakes, eye contact, and cheek kissing. Collector of random facts and bits of knowledge, used to make conversation with anybody.

Generosity, hospitality.
Scruff on my chin, messy hair, and dressed somewhere between: southern preppy, painfully hipster, and comfortably 90s. I rarely--but sometimes--manage to do all 3 at once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Hunter S. Thompson, Tiny Beautiful Things
MOVIES: Fargo, Die Hard, Drive, The Fifth Element
MUSIC: Daft Punk, Baths, Clams Casino, Soulwax, Chromeo, Major Lazer, Beyonce, James Blake, Sleigh Bells, Nero, Justice, Araabmuzik, Breakbot, Crazy Cousinz, Gucci Mane, 2 Chainz, Jay-Z, Kanye, Drake, The Weeknd, Death Grips, Kanye, Lil B (TYBG), Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, The XX, Empire of the Sun, The Knife, Riff Raff, Kitty Pryde, Young Fathers, SBTRKT
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. the cheers theme song
2. my cat when she's sleeping on my american flag
3. billiards, beer, and bourbon
4. a pack of camel blues
5. freedom of movement
6. this song: http://vimeo.com/35477260
7. RiFF RAFF breaks all the rules: http://youtu.be/biiy1QAZY1s
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical industry comments re: my weekend is sunday/monday/tuesday and friday/saturday are passé and for basic bitches.

When I'm not working, I'm trying to hang out with my friends in the chillzone. I'm not sure I even know what that means but that's what I'm doing.

Trying not to stay out too late or get too drunk, but it's been known to happen and I've survived thus far.
You should message me if
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You have the patience for my insufferable drinking tastes and nonstop tirades on all manner of subjects. You're willing sit in my kitchen and let me make coffee or pour a cocktail down your throat, and we'll laugh at my stupid, adorable cat. Or stupid, adorable cats on the internet. Or whatever.
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You've got to be serious about fun.
If you think you can keep up, don't be afraid to say hi.