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25 M Minneapolis, MN

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Work hard, play hard, recharge and repeat. Proud member of #teamphoenix --always emerging from the ashes of a previous weekend, ready to party. I'm a storyteller and wanderer, going through a strange moment of quarter-life-crisis transition. I invite you to sit next to me on the bizarre and hilarious roller-coaster called "my life."

I've lived in Minnesota for seven years, and in Minneapolis for three. I don't get lost around town anymore, and it's such a relief.

I'm a classic ENFP with extremely high extroversion and I'm deeply empathetic.
What I’m doing with my life
Running laps around a restaurant, which I don't intend to do forever but it's been very gratifying for the time being.
My work/life balance is totally out of whack and it's something I'm trying to get under control. I'm getting better. Slowly.

Downtime is spent staring at my cat or making friends with the bartender.
I’m really good at
Convincing other people to drink with me.
Being a big distraction.
Keut animal videos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the uninvited DJ at your house party and everyone is having a better time because of me.

Friendly and excitable with lots of handshakes, eye contact, and cheek kissing. Collector of random facts and bits of knowledge, used to make conversation with anybody.

Generosity, hospitality.
Scruff on my chin, messy hair, and dressed somewhere between: southern preppy, painfully hipster, and comfortably 90s. I rarely--but sometimes--manage to do all 3 at once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Hunter S. Thompson, Tiny Beautiful Things
MOVIES: Fargo, Die Hard, Drive
MUSIC: Daft Punk, Baths, Clams Casino, Soulwax, Chromeo, Major Lazer, Beyonce, James Blake, Sleigh Bells, Nero, Justice, Araabmuzik, Breakbot, Crazy Cousinz, Gucci Mane, 2 Chainz, Jay-Z, Kanye, Drake, The Weeknd, Death Grips, Kanye, Lil B (TYBG), Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, The XX, Empire of the Sun, The Knife, Riff Raff, Kitty Pryde
The six things I could never do without
1. the cheers theme song
2. my cat when she's sleeping on my american flag
3. billiards, beer, and bourbon
4. a pack of camel blues
5. freedom of movement
6. this song:
7. RiFF RAFF breaks all the rules:
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical industry comments re: my weekend is sunday/monday/tuesday and friday/saturday are passé and for basic bitches.

When I'm not working, I'm trying to hang out with my friends in the chillzone. I don't even know what that means but that's what I'm doing.

Trying not to stay out too late or get too drunk, but it's been known to happen and I've survived thus far.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have the patience for my insufferable drinking tastes and nonstop tirades on all manner of subjects. You're willing sit in my kitchen and let me make coffee or pour a cocktail down your throat, and we'll laugh at my stupid, adorable cat. Or stupid, adorable cats on the internet. Or whatever.
Inexperienced drinkers need not apply.
You've got to be serious about fun.
If you think you can keep up, don't be afraid to say hi.