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38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:37pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it matters a lot
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
so, i just had two friends visiting for the night, and they pointed out a few things about my apartment:

1. i have a working fishtank with no fish in it
2. there is a small faux-grandfather clock hanging on my wall which is set 5 1/2 hours ahead of the actual time, and chimes 10 minutes after the hour every hour.
3. actually, all the clocks in my apartment, save the 1978 clock radio beside my bed, are set to random times. (although, when we spring forward for daylight savings, the clock on my microwave will be correct again, at least for another 8 months.)
4. i have a 2011 calendar, currently set to august.
5. i have quite a bit of chicken paraphernalia.

they pointed out that all of this suits me to a tea. i guess they are right. if you find all of this hilarious, charming, or endearing, then we would probably get along quite well. if it would drive you crazy, then we might not!
What I’m doing with my life
* waiting for the apocalypse to go ahead and start already! but, in case it doesn't come, i'm in the early stages of planning my NY exit strategy. if you're a new york city lifer, you might wanna move on to the next profile.

* trying to make sure that trendy vocabulary doesn't infiltrate my daily speech—written or verbal. (i think "selfie" is the newest craze? who comes up with this crap??)

* downgrading my life, deliberately eschewing technology whenever possible. (just downgraded from an android back to a dumb phone. one of the best decisions i've made in a long time. AND it's $75 per month cheaper! AND i have to charge my phone only once every 2 weeks or so!)

* VERY quickly mastering my newest instrument (a strumstick) and anxiously awaiting my mother's 60-year old ukelele to arrive in the mail, so i can show the hipsters how they should really be played. (hint: it has nothing to do with your facial hair or jeans.)

* trying to figure out why more women don't go into carpentry as a profession, considering how attracted to tools they seem to be!

* learning to laugh at life, especially at myself and my circumstances.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
they don't!
i'm invisible when i go out in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: tibetan book of the dead
movies: dead man, dead man walking
shows: walking dead
music: grateful dead, dead can dance

food: thinking of going vegetarian. bonus points for you if you can show me the way. i humbly submit myself to your authority and knowledge.
The six things I could never do without
friends & family
my mandolin
salvadore and china cat
farmers' markets
dick's picks volume 36
march madness
nature: beach, mountains, canyons, whatever!
i.p.a. (sure, i could do without it. but, why *should* i?)

yes, that's more than 6. yes, i know how to count. but i refuse to play by their rules—whoever they may be—at any given time. (i simply don't fit well into boxes. notice my omission of capital letters in this profile, for instance. no, it is not laziness. it is intentional, thank you very much. [wait! did you notice the one capitalization in this profile? think about that....])
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the easiest ways to get off the island once the shit hits the fan. thinking of investing in a raft.
On a typical Friday night I am
these questions are ridiculous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
you want to put my privates in your mitt? WHAT???
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to reserve a seat on my raft. priority goes to women who have been stockpiling canned goods, matches and weed. you can bring your dog if you're really nice.